Meet Me, Greet Me, Stop and Shake my Gland  

rm_chucka95 59M
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2/25/2005 4:36 am

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Meet Me, Greet Me, Stop and Shake my Gland

Because I have no life, I tend to spend too much time in the chatroom (SoCal if you dare to look for me). It's cheap fun and I have this misguided belief that it's somehow going to add some new dimension to my sex life. I've actually even gone to a few Meet-and-Greets. If you've never been to one, let me give you a clue as to what to expect--it's a cross between a Felini movie and a bad episode of Desperate Housewives. M&G rookies have this belief that it's going to turn into some wild orgy. Here's the reality. The 20-somethings show up and immediately segregate themselves because they couldn't POSSIBLY have anything to say to anybody older. The rest of us segregate according to levels of desperateness, sexual orientation and age and then we hope to make that elusive "love connection." "ALL Bi-Sexual women, please report to table G-5, Desperate Men to tables G-6 through 200." Anyways, I've been to a number of parties and actually only gotten lucky once--with a woman who had just broken up with her boyfriend. I was the rebound/grudge fuck. Hey--we both satisfied some needs. Apparently "after-parties" break out--but I've yet to experience anything exciting at those either. Meet and Greets can be fun--but don't get too excited. One of these days--one of those 20-year-old hardbody girls at a M&G will drift into MY sphere of influence and then the gravitational pull will be too much and she'll be sucked in helplessly. Sounds good in theory doesn't it? Reality is a whole nother matter.


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