Bar Jokes!  

rm_chosmer 50M
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8/14/2005 3:33 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Bar Jokes!


So this guy walks in to this bar and walks up to the bartender and asks for a beer.
He then asks to the bartender “Are you a betting man?”
“Sure, what is the bet?” asks the bartender
“I’ll bet you $100 that I can bite my eye!” the man exclaims
The bartender thinks for a minute and agrees.
The man then takes his teeth out and bites his eye and the takes the bartenders money
He goes off to play some pool, about a half hour later the man returns for another few beers, and asks the bartender if he would like to win his money back. The bartender says no way.
“Ok, but hear me out. I’ll bite my eye with out taking my teeth out.”
“Well, I don’t know” the bartender says hesitating. “Ok sure”
So the guy then takes his eye out and bites it. Then he goes back to playing pool.
About an hour goes by and the man comes back to the bar for more beers.
Bartender tells him that he is not going to make anymore bets with him.
So the guy says that that is fine and takes his beers. Just as he is leaving he says
“Ok I have a real good one, 2g’s I’ll bet you.” “How long is this bar?”
Bartender looks and says, “I would say about 50 feet, why?”
“Well, you take 5 shot glasses and set them up at the end of the bar, and I’ll stand at the other end and pee into each one of them without spilling a drop.”
Bartender looks at the bar again and think there is no way this guy can do that and agrees
He then sets up the shot glasses, the man stand at the other end and then pees.
He pees all over the bar, the bartender, and doesn’t even make it in the shot glasses at all.
The bartender is laughing at the man yelling a screaming that he won.
The guy then pays the bartender his money. The bartender asks him, “Why did you make such a stupid bet? There was no way you could have done that.”
The man whispers to the bartender, “ You see those 3 guys over there I been playing pool with?” “I bet each of them 5 grand that I could piss all over your bar and you would be loving it!”

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