two statues  

rm_chill57 36F
178 posts
3/5/2006 8:38 am

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3/22/2006 8:25 am

two statues


There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when
one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings
the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient
through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given
life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks
at her, she looks at him, and they go running off together behind the
shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling
ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and
laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left." The
male statue asks the woman statue, "Would you like to do it again?" "Oh,
yes let's," she replies! "But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold
the pigeon down, and you shit on its head."

got cha I know what you was thinking

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
3/5/2006 10:32 pm

you such a TEASE,lmbao....


rm_ENGBUCARO 39M
596 posts
3/21/2006 5:06 pm

I had forgoten about this joke..

You look beautiful and im talking about your cute face, your pretty eyes and those sexy glasses, not about your boobs which are HARD to miss and very nice too.

I have never met anyone from where U live, where U born there? Do you know people from my country .. COLOMBIA ??


rm_ENGBUCARO 39M
596 posts
3/21/2006 5:06 pm

I had forgotten about this joke..

You look beautiful and I'm talking about your cute face, your pretty eyes and those sexy glasses, not about your boobs which are HARD to miss and very nice too.

I have never met anyone from where U live, where U born there? Do you know people from my country .. COLOMBIA ??


cumseeme4fun4us 61M
57 posts
3/21/2006 10:30 pm

Thanks for the amusing story. I had not heard that one before. Great picture of yourself. You have beautiful eyes, a sexy smile, a fabulous face, and of course there is that nice open lap top under your tantalizing treasure chest, ( LOL ) How do like blogging on this site? Isn't it amazing to be able to make a connection and talk with someone halfway across the world. I hope that you keep blogging I'd like to here more from you. Welcome to blogland!


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