Blog-mistress intimidation.  

rm_carturo2 52M
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3/23/2006 2:19 pm

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3/26/2006 7:00 pm

Blog-mistress intimidation.


I am new to AdultFriendFinder and really enjoyed reading some of the comments that people have written on their profiles. A notable "caressmewell" as well as "sexydisaster30" prompted my entrance into the world of bloggers. Witty ones aren't they??? They have gotten me so intimidated that I had to get someone else to write this for me. I just had to respond to the unapproachable Blog-mistress'. I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of ever gaining the attention I desire since I'm a troll. My knuckles drag the floor, I have hobbit feet, and am missing most of my teeth...pretty average Joe from what I can tell of the guys with the tore up flannel shirts buttoned up to their navel. When I rolled into town I had to immediately go out and buy a riding lawn mower so I could ride it to the grocery store with the guys on the block. I will never get the opportunity to meet someone of their caliber since I've got short-man syndrome...My Lil-Smokey actually envies the Vienna sausages at the supermarket. When I get a hard on it still doesn't match the size of my outee belly-button. Women would rather mount my stomach. I don't mind, but it usually gives me gas--depending on what I had for lunch. Someday I hope to save up enough money to have surgery to correct my pimple of a penis, but for now I just use extensions. The only problem is that I keep losing the chap-stick cap when I orgasm. Other times I forget to clean it and my lips end up getting sticky after I put chapstick on. Oh well... someday I'll publish these musings of a well-hung grasshopper. At least I can still out do Jimminy Cricket

caressmewell 55F

3/24/2006 2:54 pm

How did I intimidate you? I don't remember having any communications with you?


rm_carturo2 replies on 3/26/2006 7:00 pm:
Hehe, One doesn't need to communicate to feel intimidated by your wit and insightfull writings. I am comming out of my closet though and since you have initiated conversation with me...even though I haven't filled out all my questions on my profile, I guess it is safe to chat. I tried once but was filtered out because my profile wasn't complete.

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