Now time for the real holiday...  

rm_cant_be_true 39M
431 posts
12/25/2005 8:27 pm

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5/11/2006 5:55 am

Now time for the real holiday...

I'm not so big on holidays that should be spent with your families, but the ones that should involve mass consumption of alcoholic beverages and nudity are the real holidays in my book. And when I say nudity I don't mean just woman getting naked, I enjoy streaking after a good nite of drinking on new years eve. My other favorite holidays are my birthday, mardi gras, st. patrick's day and halloween. The 4th of july is alright just because my mind is still that of a little kid and i enjoy things that light up and go boom.

So yeah, I'm looking forward to new years, I don't really have any plans except to most likely have a few too many, pass out around 6am and sleep until january 2nd. I'll probably end up at a friend's house where I'll stay because I'm just a lousy driver when I'm sober so I stay off the road when I've been drinking.

So does anyone else have anything exciting planned?

mmmslick 106F

4/24/2006 5:43 pm

OPPS ...... Forgot to say Merry Xmas

A little late , but what the hell ......

rm_cant_be_true 39M

4/25/2006 4:12 am

not late, just early by 8 months... thank you, ditto

mmmslick 106F

4/25/2006 5:16 pm

That was very sweet of you ....

Not a side you often portray.....always witty and amazingly funny

Your come backs are second to none [am i boosting your ego]

Thank you ....


rm_cant_be_true 39M

4/25/2006 7:26 pm

well that's me... hard, crunchy outside with a soft, chewy and sweet inside...

to correct you though, my come backs are second to the original comments, hence the come back part

mmmslick 106F

4/26/2006 10:35 am

So you melt in the mouth then ???

Please forgive me, for what you considered to be a mis-quote on my part.....

[Is just a saying from back home]

And so therefore i did not mis-quote, you misunderstood....

rm_cant_be_true 39M

4/26/2006 5:44 pm

I melt in the mouth and in the hand... HELP ME I'M MELTING!

mmmslick 106F

4/27/2006 8:42 am

Really .......glad to see I'm having the desired effect

{ the hand, could be a bit messy tho , note to self, bring tissue's on next visit ]

rm_cant_be_true 39M

4/27/2006 1:45 pm

baby wipes might be a better choice

mmmslick 106F

4/29/2006 4:40 am

So, things are likely to get sticking then ....[ummmm....just that]

rm_cant_be_true 39M

4/29/2006 6:18 am

i feel as if I know you for some strange reason.

mmmslick 106F

5/1/2006 3:23 pm

Have you missed me all weekend chewy sweet ??

Always in your thoughts [but then i am your thoughts]so you couldn't have missed me at all ....

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/2/2006 1:31 pm

i did miss you, how would i get by without your comments...
well i think i missed you, but i don't know what you look like so i might have hit you...
i'm sorry if i hit you mmmslick...

mmmslick 106F

5/3/2006 2:30 am

Ouch, that sarcasm HIT the spot...... [Hit me ? can to elborate Chewy Sweet ]

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/3/2006 3:39 am

you know sometimes when you swing your arms around aimlessly you "accidentily" hit people, i was just apologizing if that was you

mmmslick 106F

5/3/2006 11:54 am

Aimlessly swinging your arms around [ im not even gonna ask]

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/3/2006 5:48 pm

then i'm not even going to answer

mmmslick 106F

5/4/2006 1:44 am

You are such an enigma sometimes Chewy Sweet .....

[Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Deep ]

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/4/2006 3:51 am

i e i o i i i o i i i i o i e i
o i o i o i o i oi iii oiei
sorry that was me singing enigma

mmmslick 106F

5/4/2006 5:17 am

You have a lousy voice Chewy sweet .....

and avoidance issues ....

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/4/2006 2:45 pm

no avoidance issues, you said you weren't going to ask...

and i'll have you know i have a wonderful singing voice, people tell me all the time not to quick my day job (because then of course they would miss my singing at work)

mmmslick 106F

5/4/2006 5:44 pm

Really, you get to sing at work ? [First person ive ever come across that is so happy in there job, that they sing]

You so do avoid, [and you do it to perfection]

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/5/2006 3:25 am

I sing at work to make myself happy, not always so happy with the job, but I like to make my own happiness.

Well I always strive for perfection, don't hit it always but I sometimes hit excellence on the way.

mmmslick 106F

5/5/2006 11:29 am

" I like to make my own happiness"

Chewy Sweet ....That one statement was perfect excellence...

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/5/2006 1:11 pm

what can i say, it's like a gift i guess...

don't worry for every "perfect excellence" statement I make there has to be at least 3 "mediocre tapioca pudding" statements

mmmslick 106F

5/5/2006 3:21 pm

From the sublime , to the ridiculous....there is no end to your talents ....

" Mediocre tapioca pudding" [too funny]

I am laughing so much right now , i can't think of anything witty to respond with...

You have rendered me Witless

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/6/2006 5:47 am

ohh I've barely even scratched the surfice of the ridiculous part of me, don't touch that dial and I'll be back with more craziness after some words from out sponsors

mmmslick 106F

5/6/2006 7:26 pm

Chewy Sweet , did i offend you ? [with the ridiculous comment ]

Sweet Man ..... i think your amazing, every aspect of your personality has me enthralled ....

And you so know that i will touch the ridiculous dial [ i would like to push all you button's or turn on all your dial's]

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/8/2006 6:12 am

no, not at all... i was trying to be witty...

whatever you do just don't touch the big red button that says self-destruct

mmmslick 106F

5/10/2006 2:49 am

    Quoting rm_cant_be_true:
    no, not at all... i was trying to be witty...

    whatever you do just don't touch the big red button that says self-destruct

See , you should not have told me that Chewy Sweet....thats like flashing a big neon sign upon your person....that tempts me , to seek and find your self district i know where this button is ....hehehe

Would it have anything to do with "The Law" [stop it] bad mmmslick...

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/10/2006 3:47 am

sweet, finally got you to start going there mmmwales...

i'm not telling where it is, my lips are sealed... well puckered anyways

mmmslick 106F

5/10/2006 1:40 pm

To quote a really sweet man i know

" The best things are worth waiting for"

" The "LAW" will prevail and reveal all answers in time "

" I have ways of making you talk Chewy Sweet"

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/11/2006 5:55 am

To quote a really sweet lady i know...


mmmslick 106F

5/13/2006 9:43 am

Sweet and Yummy .....[well bite me then] hehehe

[Chewy Sweet , i just wished you happy birthday up front with the masses .....its scary up there .....[me no like] i like it back here, with just you and me .....

And when i posted it was still the 12th , before you remark i was a day late .....[ clock is all to pot]


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