Go me!  

rm_cant_be_true 39M
431 posts
3/31/2006 4:40 am

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4/2/2006 9:25 am

Go me!

Have you ever wondered what you would do if you were the last person of your sex alive? Well today I've switched the question... Ladies, if I were the last man alive what would you do?

I think I know, but now it's time for the research to prove my theories...

I figure right off the bat at least half of all woman remaining are going to lesbians, which is probably the best thing to do. But as my added fuck you to them I've decided in my hypothetical situation that all sex toys instantly burn up in flames when used.

So now I'm left with half the woman of the world available and half with burning sensations down below. Half of the available half are probably going to be medicating themselves pretty heavily to try and get over there depression, or to try and find me attractive... neither will be successful so they're going to a looney bin.

Now it's down to a quarter, none of which want me, but they realize that I'm needed to procreate at least. So most of that quarter either become scientist to try to figure out how to make children without me, or decide to abstain from sex until new males made are mature enough to get it up.

OK, here we are down to like 2% of the world's population, with of course a margin of error of maybe 2%. There's no real demand to have sex with me, they just kind of will if they have too. What works really well for me is that no woman would want to ride me alone (like a scary rollercoaster) so I've got pretty good odds at a threesome.

Go me!

ediesedgewick 58F

3/31/2006 4:12 pm

Wow--you are absolutely the only guy I know--or will ever know--I am certain--who concocts a wild scheme to have a threesome based on the ENTIRE world's population of women finding you unattractive. Take thee to a shrink!

PS and would you ask the Humping King a humping question? We're getting a pitiful response over there, and we are trying to have some good old fashioned humping fun! I know you got one in that brain of yours.

spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
3/31/2006 8:16 pm

Truly visionary!!

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

mangomamiCT 43F

3/31/2006 8:28 pm

only you ...........

NSAAddict 43F

4/1/2006 7:12 am

CBT, I know exactly what I'd do, and I think you'd like it

MWWwantsmore 52F

4/2/2006 8:34 am

I am with NSA

rm_cant_be_true 39M

4/2/2006 9:25 am

Vick... a movie based on my hypothetical situation? Am I getting royalties?

edies... my shrink told me I should seek professional help, that's not a good sign right?

spin... thank you i try

mango... are you singing to me?



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