what a schmuck  

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
1805 posts
5/14/2006 4:59 pm

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6/26/2006 10:39 pm

what a schmuck


Seems EVERY SINGLE time I open up the chat thingie here, (IRC), I get at least ONE asshole message me.

Some are just jerks. Others? Heh. To call them scum would be a compliment.

Today. I get a message.

got a hairy pussy?

That's it. Pretty well right to the fucking point, wouldn't you say?

So I answer back.

Hey, nice way to start a conversation. Are you hung like a horse?

of course

well, enjoy it then

fuck off

you took the words right out of my mouth, asshole...

So, he tells ME to fuck off. Nice, eh?

I mean really. WTF??? Prime example of a FUCKTARD. Yeah, I understand his profile now... "lifelong bachelor".

HUH? No one wanted him? I'm stunned. A prime example of the stereotypical stud muffin found on this site. I'm flabbergasted he's not innundated by responses by his rather thoughful and thought provoking one liner. Hey, many a relationship could have started this way. Great story to tell the grandkids, decades from now.

"You betcha, son. I met your gramma on this sex site. I asked her if she had a hairy pussy."

Dang it. I missed ANOTHER chance...

ps: Hey asshole. Since I didn't answer your question in chat, I'll answer it now. NO, I don't have a hairy pussy. It's shaved. With a landing strip... and, btw... FUCK OFF

oldude1946 72M

5/14/2006 5:34 pm

I had to laugh at that guy, I'm sure glad I'm not like him.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/14/2006 5:37 pm:
You aren't, darlin'.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again... YOU have manners. And, you're a sweetheart...

(but, the first time you send me one of those humpy things, I will have to hurt you )

oldude1946 72M

5/14/2006 6:14 pm

Can I send ya me

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/14/2006 6:19 pm:
c'mon babe. You'll love the beach

fantasylover_05 63M

5/14/2006 6:54 pm

That is just unbelievable!!!

I just can't believe anyone could be so incredibly crude and rude

(ps... I love landing strips!

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/14/2006 9:37 pm:
you betcha, babe. I copied the conversation, (if you can call it that), from the actual chat window. I thought it was good enough to share. And, btw, I was laughing so hard when I typed out this post, I was actually crying

(and I really do have a landing strip )

rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
3204 posts
5/14/2006 6:57 pm

Wow. Of all the ways to try and start a conversation.

What (got) happened (a) to (hairy) subtlety (pussy)?

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/14/2006 9:47 pm:
Heh heh


Dang. What?? Do I have "all SFB's please talk to her" written on my forehead?

I must say, he was pretty original... *rolling eyes*

HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
5/15/2006 4:46 am

You have to wonder how many responses those questions do get though...kinda scary

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/15/2006 5:40 am:
I can't imagine, Cor. Cripes almighty. Call me strange, (no wait, don't ), but, tis not the way "I" like to chat. But, I am sure there are those out there that are hungry enough for any type of affection/attention, that they will respond to just about anything.

Not this broad

AltumHunksUnite 54M

5/15/2006 5:52 am

I'm guessing he's not much of a man. Chances are he doesn't have the ballz to go into a nightclub and talk to the women like that in person.

Let me drive. I like the view

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/15/2006 6:13 am:
But what if he did? I'm wonderin' if the guy has teeth...

Xeryien 53M
1448 posts
5/15/2006 6:25 am

Jeez Cat.. Kinda picky, aren't you?
You want a man with brains and not a fucktard?... Picky picky picky!

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/15/2006 6:51 am:
Picky? Me? Whatever gave you that idea?

Oh no. Give me a fucktard any day, and I'm a happy woman.

1Sir_Lancelot 61M

5/15/2006 9:39 am

It constantly amazes me that people can be so stupid.
By the way I'm hung like a horse.......................fly!!!

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/15/2006 9:51 am:
I'm really rolling here, ya pig.

tut1117 73M  
452 posts
5/16/2006 3:36 am

bucfann, you made my morning, I good laugh to start of the day. What quality people this site draws.......NOT.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/16/2006 3:59 am:
Glad you laughed, Tut. I was laughing so hard I was actually CRYING when I wrote this. Oh yeahhhhhh... quality people... uh huh

seek_u_topia 52M

5/16/2006 8:46 am

You are cracking me up! LMAO!!! I can almost see you smiling as you write this. Thanks for brightening my day! Hopefully the neighborhood will improve, though I think we're pretty much all in the trailer park now.

rm_bucfannn replies on 5/17/2006 7:09 am:
Glad I could make you laugh. I wish I could remember the idiot's handle, so I could thank him for the making of this post. I'm still laughing

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