a rose is a rose....  

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
1805 posts
6/16/2006 7:28 am

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a rose is a rose....

Well, alrighty then. This is something that has been on my mind for quite some time now.


Or, rather, handles. I look at some of them, and after my eyes have settled back into their proper place, I wonder WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU PICK THAT NAME??????

Ok, so I understand the old, "but this is a sex and swingers site, so I picked a name apropos to the nature of the beast....."

Uh huh. Sure. Whatever.

So, I did a browse just now. I just pulled these names out of the hundreds I came across. Actually, these names are pretty tame. But, still pretty funny, in a sad way....

HARD7FORALL for all what? for women? for men? for farm animals? You have to be specific here...

ilovepusse1 Oh yeah, the deliberate misspell of pussy. To be "different". But, someone already had that name back in '03 - without the 1. He is smarter than you... nah nah...

oralplusmore4u Plus more? I would hope so. Oral all the time would get a little boring.

andrew2big4u You're too big, andrew? Says who? If you're too big, why are you hoping to get laid, then? I suppose taking one look at that monster, will have all of us women quaking in fear. Not to mention, running for our lives...

discreetpaul69 Now these I love. The "discreet" ones. Ok, so he's married. Go figure. And, of course you have to be discreet when in wedded bliss. Certainly, you don't want the little woman to find out, and, (GASP ), maybe divorce your ass? So advertise your need to be discreet by making it your handle. Idiot.

mostlystr8guy OK, so this one cracked me up. Mostly straight, huh? What percentage? 80? 90? 99.999? Which is it? Do you sometimes secretly crave a cock in your mouth, or up your ass? Or, do you want to be involved in threesomes and if "it" should happen in the throes of passion, you're ok with it? Isn't mostly straight kinda like being a little gay? Well, that's how I took it...

bigcalicock83 Guess where this one lives? Boy, can't pull a fast one, huh? Have your state as part of your handle. Good one.

rockyurpssy Ah yes. I so want to get rocked. Can't say that this guy isn't cocksure. But, that damn "yur". I do so hate that. The more I think about it, the more I believe, that while he's pretty cocksure, he's still a serious fucktard...

I once told a friend, the reason I chose my handle was because myjuicypussywantsyourcock was already taken. Well, I guess it was. I never checked. I am, however, a football fanatic. So, my handle reflects my love for the Buccaneers.

So, what about your handle? Any significance to RL? Did you try to be different?

An inquiring mind wants to know...

LovableAscending 60F

6/16/2006 8:04 am

How about "AnalLee"

No doubt she is a nun.

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:22 pm:
Yep. I'm not sure which order though. "Fallen from Grace"? "My Bottom Runneth Over"?

heh heh

Xeryien 53M
1448 posts
6/16/2006 9:29 am

bigcalicock83 ... I read that one as "Big Calico Cock 83" Funny how the mind plays tricks....

So, you want to know how I came up with my name? Gonna have to work for it - take a guess!

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:23 pm:
I'm bad with puzzles

You're just gonna have to tell me....

rm_JohnMacLaine 51M
585 posts
6/16/2006 9:41 am

Thanks for the chuckle here bucfann...I almost fell out of my chair..

My handle is simple, and it does have a bit to do with real life. A lot of other sites I go to I have a similar name to yours, only it does not refer only to the Bucs. As you are well aware, I am also a huge fan of the Buccaneers, so my handle on other sites is BrownBuc, because not only am I a fan of the Bucs, but I grew up in NE Ohio, therefore I still have attachment to the Browns. But since we are not discussing my handle on other sites, I will reveal mine on this site.

JohnMacClaine comes from one of my favorite movies, Die Hard, with Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. The Character portrayed by Willis is named "John MacClaine". When initialy signing on in Dec '03 , I drew a blank as to what I wanted my handle to be. I thought the name BrownBuc was too "gay" for this site and I did not want every homosexual on AdultFriendFinder emailing me hoping I was gay, bi, or whatever. Anyway, I just happened to be watching Die Hard at the time and the rest is history.

"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:24 pm:
But you do know my sense of humor

I had fun doing this post. I do actually crack myself up

And I knew the John MacLaine name... I love that movie!

Xeryien 53M
1448 posts
6/16/2006 11:23 am

I thought 'John MacLaine' sounded familiar....

HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
6/16/2006 12:15 pm

Mine's pretty simple (or stupid depending on your point of view). As others have also stated, when I signed up here, coming up with a handle that wasn't too revealing, yet not too dorky was an effort. I just settled on using an acronym for mine. Part of my first name (which you know) and part of the last, then a combo of birth year and a 'good' number. Pretty simple (or stupid) ain't it....

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:26 pm:
I happen to like your name, Cor. Easy, and to the point

rm_ohsolustful 59M
859 posts
6/16/2006 12:45 pm

LOL, I just chose mine because it fits OHSOwell...hehehehehehehe

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:26 pm:
Of course it does

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
6/16/2006 2:30 pm

Have you ever considered the big bang and why AdultFriendFinder members are so odd?

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:28 pm:
Read them both You bring up very interesting points....

oldude1946 72M

6/16/2006 5:27 pm

I have had the nickname oldude ever since I was 18 years old, my ex-brother in laws were about 8 years old at the time I married their sister, thus they called me oldude. It's even on the side of one of my drag cars.

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:29 pm:
I love your handle. Remember, to an eight year old, 18 is pretty much over the hill as it is

rm_MisterFrumpy 47M
428 posts
6/16/2006 9:17 pm

i always tell people its because "bigjohnson" was already taken. about a month later someone named "bigjohnson05" posted to one of the groups i was in.

all i could say was "SEE!"

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:30 pm:
Yep! Besides, BigJohnson is soooooo icky

LookandWink 64M

6/17/2006 10:28 pm

I just like to flirt ...

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:35 pm:
Flirting is fun. I, however, am not good at it...

HEYYYYYYYYYY... thanks. You've given me an idea about another post

1Sir_Lancelot 61M

6/17/2006 11:22 pm

Well anybody who know's me thinks the name fits.

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:31 pm:
Manners and chivalry, eh? We do like that

BenefitsFriend69 58M/61F

6/20/2006 12:26 pm

bucfann.. Fan of male deer? Can't spell "fan" right?? Subliminal fucbann? hee hee

Love teasin' ya


PS--Benefitsfriend69 is not what you think it is.

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/23/2006 12:32 pm:
Yeah, a BIG fan of the male deer. I'm waiting for rutting season, dontcha know...

(ps... uh huh. right. Whatever you say, BUCK )

rm_jami95 67M
69 posts
6/25/2006 10:38 pm

My favorite one is youhavewaytomuchtimeonyourhands56 .....

rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 7:26 am:
hey. How did you know that was my third choice for a handle in here???

smart ass...........

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