Things that make you go.... hmmmmmmmm  

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
1805 posts
4/25/2006 11:26 pm

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4/30/2006 9:28 am

Things that make you go.... hmmmmmmmm

Oldie, but still a goodie

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until
I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure
you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Some people are like Slinkies.
Not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile
when you see 'em tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here,
and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he doesn't like it, but when you take him on a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
3204 posts
4/26/2006 1:34 am

LOL. Some of those may have been around for a while, some I don't remember seeing, but all are still worth a read.

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 7:04 am:
Definitely

Life's little oxymorons

oldude1946 72M

4/26/2006 3:00 am

You just keep on thinking, thats what your good at


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 9:11 am:
Yea, but it makes my brain hurt

tut1117 73M  
452 posts
4/26/2006 3:31 am

Sucks, weeds are nothing more than healthy plant growing in undesireable locations. Yes, that is a collections of things to make one go hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 9:12 am:
I know that very well My yard has no grass, just "stuff"

bardicman 51M

4/26/2006 5:54 am

Why is it that it is illegal to drink and drive but you have to show your license to by alcohol?



I am not dead yet


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 7:01 am:
Why is it you see braille instructions at a bank's drive through?

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 7:03 am:

lifes2short069 49M
138 posts
4/26/2006 6:00 am

very funny, thanx for sharing.. i havent heard some of those in along time.

l8r m8 L2S


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 9:12 am:
I always enjoy things like this

its_a_go 38M

4/26/2006 6:17 am

those were great! lol @ bard as well.


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 9:13 am:
Leave it to Bard to come up with another one that makes you go... hmmmmmmmmmmm

HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
4/26/2006 6:21 am

Hmmmm...things to ponder... lol

Hugs, C


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 9:14 am:
Dontcha love stuff like this? Keeps the mind in a perpetual state of WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????

FriendlyFuk66 51M

4/26/2006 7:57 am

Very thought provoking, makes a person wonder what others were thinking when they came up with different things. My example would be sky diving, what was that person thinking when they thought to tie some cloth to themselves and jump?


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 9:15 am:
Yep, or how about surfing? What prompted a person to try to stand up on a skinny board and try to ride a wave in?

peaches19555 62M

4/26/2006 11:19 am

I enjoyed all of those and especially:
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

I guess because I am a child of the sixties this seemed especially perceptive. Who would have thought back then that water would sell for $2.00 a bottle and women would pay someone to rip out their pubic hair out? Have I stumbled across something here? Dang if I wouldn't need a Prozac before I'd have a bikini wax.


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/26/2006 12:29 pm:
A prozac? Uh, no. I'd need to be knocked out completely. That HURTS like hell. Tried it once. I'm surprised my neighbors didn't report a murder at my home, I screamed so loud. No more of that. Give me a depilatory anytime

waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

4/28/2006 1:03 pm

Those are too funny, I especially like the one "why is it that you see braille instructions at a banks drive through" I never thought about that until now...hmmmmmmmmmm


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