The Todd  

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
1805 posts
4/17/2006 6:47 am

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The Todd

I haven't been to an adult store in a very long time. I dunno, but, I always felt kinda strange in one, but, then again, the stores that I visited in the past were rather skanky. Dive type places, with leering workers, and just a general atmosphere of creepy.

After my sweet BOB passed away last week, I just KNEW I had to make the trek. One of my TASA friends, softnlush, told me of a place in Tampa, so we made plans to go yesterday.

We had a quick dinner at the local neighborhood joint, famous for their shakes and steak (burgers). And, had a lot of fun conversation. softnlush does keep me laughing - one of the many things I like about her.

So, we head to "the place". Brightly lit up, and BIG. A lot better than the crappy places around here. Inside, were rows and rows and rows of stuff. OH BOY. Now, I'm no prude, not by a long stretch, but dang. I saw stuff there that I never dreamed of. Of course, there were the usual toys, but, jeez, some of the other stuff was absolutely beyond even my imagination. WHO DESIGNED THESE THINGS?? I did see some stuff that I need to go back for, though And, I saw the BIGGEST dang phallus I have EVER seen in my life. OMG. I couldn't imagine how BIG a woman has to be to take one of those things in. Jeez, I shudder at the thought. Would be like driving a mack truck into a cave. *GAG* Now, this is where some reconstruction surgery would have to happen. Tighten that puppy up. Hey, it's not ALWAYS about the size, ya know... sheesh...

One thing about this place. There were like a GAZILLION movies there. Umpteen rows of just movies. OK, I like porn every once in a while, and mostly it bores me to death, but holy crap. I mean really. How much porn can you watch?

Oh yea, something that never fails to crack me up in these establishments. The fake body parts. Used to, well, you know. Fake mouths, fake pussies, fake assholes. Hmmmmmm. Gotta wonder about people that use those. One fake body part that did almost make me fall to the floor laughing, was a hand. That you could curl around your "member". OK. WHO IN THE HELL IS THAT LAZY AS TO BUY A HAND TO DO THE WORK? Inquiring minds want to know......

So yes, I did get a new BOB, and also a BOB, jr. - guess I'll just call him BOBby Powerful little critter he is And, bent up JUUUUUUUUUUST so. Heh Heh. Annnnnnnnd we stopped at Wally-world to stock up on batteries. Wonder how long a 12 pack will last me?

fantasylover_05 63M

4/17/2006 12:18 pm

OMG that is funny!!!

Seems as though a 12 pack will at least last until the weekend when I return?

Damn girl... you aren't helping me deal with my problem.. you are ADDING to it!! LOL LOL LOL

I see Softnlush has already ENJOYED her new purchase.. how about you? LOL

See ya soon

Be good.. and if ya can't be good.. be GREAT!

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/17/2006 12:22 pm:
Let's just say BOB and I are intimate friends

Hurry up and get back, sweets. Be safe


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
4/17/2006 12:20 pm

The last time I was in a sex store, this kitty cat came up and meowed at me and followed me around in the store while the clerk sat behind the counter with his hands in his pants!!!!

Purry {=}


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/17/2006 12:26 pm:
LOL.. a kitty in a sex store? But the guy with his hands in his pants? ewwwwwwwwww. The guys behind the counter last night, (and there was one girl there, too), were actually quite personable.

So much stuff, so little time


softnlush 54F

4/17/2006 12:37 pm

you forgot to mention the other body parts..the "hand" and the "fist" was fun to shop with you..and yea ..I think you need to get that FUKUOKU Two Fingers and a Thumb *laughs*


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/17/2006 12:43 pm:
FUKUOKU Two Fingers and a Thumb is MY NEXT PURCHASE. Oh yes indeedy it is! Especially since I got the THUMBS up from you *grins*

Oh yeah, we ARE going back there, for sure!


AltumHunksUnite 54M

4/17/2006 4:48 pm

I'm thinking a TASA field trip to the Todd is in order. Anyone up for it?

Let me drive. I like the view

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/17/2006 5:08 pm:
Yea, count me in Although, I have a feeling we'd get kicked outta there...

oldude1946 72M

4/17/2006 5:29 pm

You should have called me, I don't need batteries. I'm very very good, just ask me

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/17/2006 6:48 pm:
I KNOW you are good, sweetie


BenefitsFriend69 58M/62F

4/17/2006 9:05 pm

Ha ha! Great story. I've always wanted to try a "fuck box" (fake pussy) but just haven't gotten around to it.. Funny post, thanks.

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/17/2006 9:36 pm:
ok, if you do EVER try it, you have to post about it. HEH HEH. That's the condition. Besides, I want to know what the fuss is all about,anyway But, then again, I'd have to wonder about you, too......


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
4/17/2006 10:05 pm

LMAO..."fake pussies, fake assholes"...they got them here also I


rm_bucfannn replies on 4/17/2006 10:19 pm:
So I've heard

But, I don't think the assholes are fake, (on this site, anyway). Nah uh. I know this for a fact.

Thanks for stopping by


1Sir_Lancelot 61M

4/18/2006 12:33 am

I was truly sorry to hear about the untimely demise of your former BOB, I'd like to think he's in a much better place now but I'd much prefer another hole to the one he's in now ( the back yard)

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/18/2006 6:40 am:
BOB was buried with all the dignity I could muster. LOL. Of course, he didn't have to die and leave me..........

rm_JohnMacLaine 51M
585 posts
4/18/2006 4:22 am

Someone tell the energizer bunny he has just met his match...

"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/18/2006 6:41 am:

Yes well.... what can I say????


HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
4/18/2006 8:46 am

I'm betting on a short week for the battery supply!!

I didn't comment in your blog on the demise of your previous "bob" (was away as you know). But hope you have tons of enjoyment with "his" replacements (hmmm...took two to replace him huh? so far...)

Hugs, C

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/18/2006 9:41 am:
gee, Cor. How bad do you think I really am??


1Sir_Lancelot 61M

4/18/2006 9:22 am

Well at least I didn't go on and on about you finding it HARD to fill the VOID left by BOB's passing.....or that I'm glad I have stock in both Eveready and Energizer.....that reminds me I'll have to check on how much it goes up in the next week LOL

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/18/2006 9:43 am:
heh heh. I'm glad you didn't. However, you may want to check into stocks for battery chargers. I have a feeling there will be a run on 'em


Xeryien 53M
1448 posts
4/18/2006 11:17 am

Jees Buc - I told you I would send batteries in lieu of flowers.... Just don't know where they need to go!

I'm going to have to stop by that place - the only one close to me is out in Brandon.. It was referred to as the "Fluff Porn" store by a friend of mine....

rm_bucfannn replies on 4/18/2006 12:36 pm:
Well, you coulda asked for the address

Fluff porn? Gee. I didn't think so


LargoFlaLady 46F

5/26/2006 4:59 pm

CAt -- COSTCO sells AA batteries a 48 pack for $9.99. Let me know if you want me to pick you some up! lolololol


rm_bucfannn replies on 5/26/2006 10:14 pm:
Heh. That might not be a bad idea One can never have too many AA's....

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