MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!  

rm_bucfannn 62M/61F
1805 posts
6/25/2006 12:51 pm

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MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

WHY ME?


Dammit to bloody hell and back. I changed my profile. A few weeks ago. YES I DID! I'm NOT looking. It's there. In CONCISE English. I'm here to BLOG. And, to hang out in TASA. That's it. There's a shopping list, too. But, I made it quite discouraging; at least I thought it was. I might have even used the C word. You know, the BIG C word. That shoulda held 'em at bay. Well, that's what I get for thinking.

It did work, for a while. That I will admit. Got just a few emails a day, instead of the 10-15 I was getting daily.

But, it started last night. Got an email from a local. He had a hotel room all set up, (set up how, you ask? I'll get to that in a minute), and he was stood up. OK, so he sees I'm basically down the street. Would I like to come and fuck? Yeah, he said that. Then, he went on to describe that he had set up a "mini dungeon", and would I be up for that? Well, I started rolling. The dumb DOM-wannabe. Do I fricking look like a sub? He was taken aback when I, (nicely, I will add), told him I was IN the lifestyle many years ago, as a Dominant. And not only was I NOT up for his little scenario, I was insulted he even wrote to me. So then he half jokingly wrote back asking if a blow-job was out of the question. Yeah. Right. Uh huh. Delete and block. That was Fucktard Number One.

Cripes al-fricking-mighty.

Fucktard Number Two. Just a little while ago. I kept this email. Oh yes. Just to be generous and share with all of you. (aren't I nice?)

I would like to get to know you...I have some hot fantasy's that I would be very interested in fulfilling with you... maybe I could visit you and we could have hot sexual encounters together... I have many fantasy's to be fulfilled, one starting off with you showing off your body in a skimpy skirt and thin shirt with no underwear bending over in front of me and reaching for things you don't really need.... then I would get so turned on by you that I would bend you right over the couch and start eating you out and then give you a hard fast fucking ending with blowing a large load of cum inside you , pulling out and then as I slip my bare cock in your cum drenched pussy again, ooooo wow that feels good! so I start fucking you harder and harder you would start moaning louder and louder , this would go on for hours... a studding to give you the most completely satisfying sex you have ever had in your life, including shaky legs, post orgasmic tremors and an after sex walk that makes other women jealous...lets make plans soon, give me a buzz....I will come visit you... zak xxx-xxx-xxxx

Sigh. I could get a studding. How cool. I would be nigh fucked to death. Hot damn. And I could make other women jealous. WOW. I would have to parade up and down the street so women would notice the way I walked. They would know, alright. I must say I was tempted. You betcha. Yes indeedy. I'm guessing I've never been satisfied before, if he insinuates that the studding, (damn, I love that word), I would get would be the most completely satisfying sex I've ever had in my life.

And, this fucktard is in Connecticut, but, will fly out on a moments notice, I guess. Also, he's THIRTY FOUR YEARS OLD. So, he's probably thinking that this old broad at 49 needs young cock. Desperate for it, too. I think not.

Gee Zak. I'm gonna hafta pass. For one thing, you might be quite cock-sure, but, you are one serious fucktard. Also, you should have sent another picture. While you are quite cute, it was taken in a car dealership, which means you are a CAR SALESMAN. (I could tell from the white shirt and tie.) And, that is a HUGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. And, another thing... you need to tone down the ego just a bit. This older, (and much more experienced), broad was not impressed. And the "bare cock" comment? Wear a condom, sonny. It's 2006, not the 60's...

So here we go again. Looks like another revision is necessary in my profile AGAIN. I think this time, I will use the term FUCKTARD in it, and include my definition. It may work.

I'm willing to give it a shot...


rm_jami95 67M
69 posts
6/25/2006 7:22 pm

You are a lovely lady but it saddens me that you find it necessary to rant about car salesmen and fucktards. We are a lonely group and don't deserve public ridicule. I would also like too mention that I can give you a hell of a deal on a Blue 89 Hummer once owned by Arnold. GM is discontinuing Hummers. It would be a GREAT investment. I would be happy to take you on a test drive. Maybe you could give me a hummer in the Hummer. I look forward to meeting you, I promise it will be the experience of you're life! I am Handsome, Hung and Hungry (for you!).....happym;


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/25/2006 7:27 pm:
OMG! I'm CRYING!

Hummer in the Hummer? Oh holy shit. J, I may have to kill you... I swear.

(coulda done without that hideous humpy thing, though... )

rm_jami95 67M
69 posts
6/25/2006 7:32 pm

I do opologize about the humpy thing. It was rude of me to leave you out. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive. Soooo how about that Hummer HUH? It's a great deal won't last long!......>>!


rm_jami95 67M
69 posts
6/25/2006 7:34 pm

I do opologize about the humpy thing. It was rude of me to leave you out. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. Soooo how about that Hummer HUH? It's a great deal won't last long!...... >>!


LookandWink 64M

6/25/2006 8:09 pm

Yep ... some guys are ULTRA-FUCKTARDS!
I read your profile and understand it perfectly, even the bits of sarcasm. It seems that I am much smarter than "them". However ... I read one line that gives these FUCKTARDS an idea that you are willing to give them what they want. It says:

Eighth. If you say you want to meet me, we will do so. BINGO

Can't give them an open door!

May I be so bold to suggest something?
Alter your statistics so that it won't match anyone. Such as only 1 mile from you and looking for ages from 98 to 99. Good Luck!


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/25/2006 9:26 pm:
Point well taken. Profile changed.



Thanks!

1Sir_Lancelot 61M

6/25/2006 8:28 pm

DAYUM...I'm guessing that anything I would have to offer after that just wouldn't compare. So I'll keep my offers to myself and save you from having to castrate me.

Sometimes I have to laugh at some of the lines people use. I used to go into the FL. chat room but after seeing some of the lines used and putting a lot on IGGY I stopped.

Guess it may be time for you to change your profile again, but I've read it and it's quite clear to me.


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/25/2006 8:31 pm:
LMAO. Castrate? Nah.

Besides, sweets, you aren't a fucktard.

And yeah, the FL room is full of morons. And those in the cliques are idiots. My iggy list is 2 pages long LOL

rm_MisterFrumpy 47M
428 posts
6/25/2006 9:01 pm

you get all the fun ones..you should compare with TNC on a few of them, she gets a lot of winners too lol


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/25/2006 9:10 pm:
I need to talk to her. We can maybe come up with a plan

LovableAscending 60F

6/26/2006 2:52 am

I understand your frustration. I have made it crystal clear in my profile that I am not looking, and that I am only here to keep in touch with friends I on the site...yet just a few days ago I received an email with a picture of every woman's favorite image (looking or not) - a spewing penis. Repeat after me, "K N U C K L E - D R A G G E R S".


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 4:49 am:
Yep, those are my favorites, too... uh huh.

Sigh.

It gets old. Very old.

tut1117 73M  
452 posts
6/26/2006 4:35 am

I must be very uneducated, that is, I was under the impression that most ladies on here were looking for "nice, polite, know how to treat a lady" men. But I guess the "men" don't read the profiles as saying that and they feel if they throw out a wide enough net to include 100 women they might find two or three to "bite" and they might even "hookup" with one of them. I feel confident that there are some not so discriminating ladies who would just like to fulfill their desires even if the use the comic book over the man's face to F... them for laughs. If any of these "fucktards" would read your blogs they would know they would be in way over their heads if you were to meet them, when it came to conversations, much less anything else. Plus they run the risk of you not having your "money" with you to get home or buy a drink.


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 4:50 am:
That's what they probably do, Tut. If one bites out of a hundred, its considered a success...

Sad, eh?

HeardLankaMalls 56M
2925 posts
6/26/2006 5:15 am

Hmmmm....interesting group it seems you're attracting Fann

Have to admit though, I love the stories; and you tell them sooo well

Hope the revised profile works...

Hugs, C (and hoping I don't fit in the "fucktard" category)


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 5:24 am:
You could never be one of "those", sweets.

I'm getting tired of the crap, my friend. I know what kind of site I'm on, but, it's frustrating to know 98 percent of the males on here, cannot READ!

Sigh

Xeryien 53M
1448 posts
6/26/2006 7:26 am

I am sitting here trying to come up with some eloquent fuctard response to you - and I can't think of anything near as good as the ones you seem to be getting... Those guys must really work hard on those emails!


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 8:03 am:
Heh

If they could all put their collective heads together, and did something constructive, we just may have found the end of world hunger...

And what makes me laugh is when I think about it,; I'd like to know HOW many females actually get suckered in by those morons? Wait! I know. The hair-flipping, eye-batting imbeciles, that are a dime a dozen A hair-flipper belongs with a serious fucktard. Yes indeed. A match made in A.F.F. heaven....

hmmmmm... perhaps I should do a poll...


rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
6/26/2006 10:06 am

*chuckles* Haven't learned yet that short of turning off your profile they're still going to come out of the woodwork? See, if I were a woman, I'd have a lot of fun with it, leading them on until crushing them brutally with my sardonic wit.


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 11:09 am:
I TRIED THAT! It didn't work. I must have the thickest fricking men emailing me. Even no to them is a come-on...

I suppose turning off my profile is an option... I'll ponder it

rm_Kingcat4U2 66M
2799 posts
6/26/2006 4:42 pm

Welcome to the Fucktard Zone! Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to transverse this site with minimal Fucktard interference! Remember, being a female, the odds are tremendously against you! Not only will Fucktards come at you from every direction imaginable, but each one will be even more outrageous than the last one! The stupidity level is MIND
BOGGLING! Throw in some Cretins, Morons, Sickos, and the seriously
Delusional, and you'll feel like you are in the latest George Romero film, "Night of the Living Fucktards!"

I think you're handling it quite well though. I still haven't seen any headlines like: "39 DEAD, FLORIDA WOMAN BLAMES FUCKTARDS!"


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 6:43 pm:
OK, you HAVE to make it to the next M&G. You do keep me laughing

(and, I love The Night of The Living Dead movies )

oldude1946 72M

6/26/2006 5:13 pm

I wanna be a FUCKTARD when I grow up...LMAO

I don't need any sex from ya but I would like for ya to take me to the beach when I get out there


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 6:43 pm:
Of course we will go to the beach, sweets. You'll love it

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
6/26/2006 5:30 pm

How can I wake you up without shattering your dreams?


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 6:44 pm:
hmmmmmmmm...

by letting me sleep?

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
6/26/2006 7:22 pm

Would all the good things that will happen eventually please try to happen while I'm still alive.


rm_JohnMacLaine 51M
585 posts
6/26/2006 7:27 pm

Ok sweets, I love ya, you mak eme laugh, and I make it a point to visit your blog on a daily basis.

BUT.....

As you are well aware, I happen to SELL CARS for a living. Please do not lump me in with all of the other FUCKTARDS in this industry. (I have worked with several of them).

when you are ready to move into a newer model Tib, I hope you come see me

Fucktard Hyundai guy, signing off...

"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/26/2006 8:25 pm:
LMAO. Oh Scott. Somehow I knew you see that.

Sorry, sweetie. YOU ARE NOT A FUCKTARD. But, then again, I'm sure you NEVER sent someone an email like that either. THAT gomer is a fucktard. Unfortunately, he happens to be a car salesman.

I've been chastised... *hangs head*

rm_JohnMacLaine 51M
585 posts
6/26/2006 9:00 pm

picks up fann's head, looks her in the eyes and kisses her softly on the cheek

All good sweetie, jut wanted to remind you that some of us car salesmen are not in the same zip code as these FUCKTARDS.

You are correct when you say I have never sent an email like that, I would never insult a woman's intelligence by being such an idiot. I am a gentleman, and I am also too shy to be so bold as that when approaching a woman, whether it be in email or in person.

You know the type of person I am, so I knew you were not placing me in the same catagory, just felt like messing with you a bit...LOL

*big hugs*

Scott

"I can retain neither respect or affection for a government which has been moving from wrong to wrong in order to defend its own immorality" Mahatma Ghandi


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/27/2006 7:44 am:
at least you aren't mad at me...

and no, you would NEVER write a hideous email like that moron sent me.

You're a sweetie.

LookandWink 64M

6/26/2006 9:23 pm

I'm gladx to do my part to make you world as FUCKTARD proof as possible!! H&K ... Dave


LookandWink 64M

6/26/2006 9:24 pm

I'm very glad to do my part to make your world as FUCKTARD proof as possible!! H&K ... Dave


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/27/2006 7:45 am:
ya done good, Dave.

Thanks

Tone_33756 56M

6/28/2006 12:25 pm

You sure do find them.....

By the way, I have a hotel all set up tonight....I've bought the whips and chains, and................

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


rm_bucfannn replies on 6/28/2006 1:03 pm:
You gotta love someone that cracks themselves up...



And I'll be using the whips, when????


Tone_33756 56M

7/1/2006 11:24 am

::: gulp:::

YOU'LL be using them?????

Hmmmmmmmmmm.............


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