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you cant say that
Posted:Apr 27, 2006 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2006 11:06 pm
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two beautiful legs, so long so slender,
round slim and firm and ever so tender

two lovely hip to increase your desire
and rounded and firm to bring out the fire

two lovey breasts, so full and so proud,
commanding his eye's as he whispers aloud.

two lovely arms just aching to bless you
and two loving arms to soothe and caress you

it was made for man to make his heart sing!!!

then they added a mouth and ruined the whole thing!!!!!
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no sugar
Posted:Apr 27, 2006 5:00 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2006 11:09 pm
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it goes in dry and comes out wet
the longer its in the stronger it gets.
we can have it in bed just you and me,
its not what your thinking, its a cup of tea!!
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with me
Posted:Apr 27, 2006 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2006 9:06 pm
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a guy sticks his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
or do we need a demonstration?
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted:Apr 27, 2006 4:53 pm
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2006 4:40 pm
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SHE WHISPERED "WILLIT HURT ME?"
"OF COURSE NOT" ANSWERED HE,
"IT'S A VERY SIMPLE PROCESS,
YOU CAN RELY ON ME."

SHE SAID "I'M VERY FRIGHTENED,
IVE NOT HAD THIS BEFORE,"
MY FRIEND HAS HAD IT FIVE TIMES
AND SAID IT CAN BE SORE"

IT WAS GROWING RATHER PAINFULL
TEARS FORMED IN HER EYES.
IT WAS HURTING QUITE A BIT NOW,
IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE SIZE.

"CALM YOURSELF" HE WHISPERED,
HIS FACE FILLED WITH A GRIN.
"TRY AND OPEN WIDER,
SO I CAN GET IT IN."

"IT'S COMING NOW" HE WHISPERED
"I KNOW" SHE CRIED WITH BLISS
FEELING IT DEEP WITHIN HER NOW
SHE SAID "IM GLAD IM HAVING THIS"

AND WITHIN A FINAL EFFORT,
SHE GAVE A FRIGHTENED SHOUT.
HE GRIPPED IT IN ANGUISH
AND QUICKLY PULLED IT OUT!!

SHE LAY BACK QUITE CONTENDED
SIGHED AND GAVE A SMILE
SHE SAID " I'M GLAD I CAME NOW
YOU MADE IT WORTH MY WHILE"

NOW IF YOU READ THIS CAREFULLY
THE DENTIST YOU WILL FIND
IS NOT WHAT YOU IMAGINED
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Appointments
Posted:Feb 21, 2006 6:42 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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sex talk
Posted:Feb 21, 2006 6:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Two blokes having a beer while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever...well, you know...does she...well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two.
"Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's more into the trick aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well, not exactly. Whenever I make a move, she's most likely to roll over and play dead."
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pinocchio
Posted:Feb 17, 2006 8:49 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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To be real was Pinocchio's desire,
Of this dream he never did tier;
But he knew he was wood,
When he bashed on his pud;
And the poor little bugger caught fire.
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Great Sex Coupon
Posted:Feb 17, 2006 8:29 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2006 11:10 pm
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a fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling -- I'll see you in two hours!"
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Ten great reasons to go to work naked
Posted:Feb 17, 2006 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2006 5:27 pm
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10. No-one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. It's an inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.
2. You can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And ... drum roll ... the Number One reason to go to work naked :

1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.
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Men Vs. Women
Posted:Feb 16, 2006 3:22 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Relationships
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.
A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.

Bathrooms
A man has six items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Nicknames
If Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle get together for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Deborah and Michelle. But if Mike, Dave, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bullet-Head, Godzilla, Peanut-Brain and Useless.

Mirrors
Men are vain; they will always check themselves out in a mirror. Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, car windows, store windows, toasters, Joe Garagiola's head.

The Telephone
Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

Admitting Mistakes
Women will sometimes admit making a mistake. The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer.
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lunch
Posted:Feb 16, 2006 2:54 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
any takers ?
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girls
Posted:Feb 16, 2006 2:46 am
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2006 9:27 pm
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You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
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