Rules and Expectations: Gender Specific Guidelines  

rm_bluegenes51 57M
115 posts
4/26/2005 3:31 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Rules and Expectations: Gender Specific Guidelines


Rules and expectations for women

· Men cannot type. They often type, “I am single” when what they were trying to type was, “I feel single” or, “I am 33” when they meant to type, “I don’t look a day over 33”

· Men are forgetful. When they say, “This picture was taken in the Summer”, they might forget that it was the Summer of ‘97

· Men are prone to illness and misfortune. You have exchanged endless emails with them and have decided to meet. You arrive are 10 minutes early and wait…and wait…and wait. Finally, after an hour has past, you decide that he is a “no show”. You go home to check your phone/email messages. Nothing. He returns your email 3 days later to inform you that (choose all that apply) 1)He came down with the flu and had to be rushed to the ER, 2)He totaled his car (but luckily was able to find ANOTHER green Toyota) and the impact somehow disabled the cell phone 3)His aunt, uncle, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, niece, nephew, grandmother, grandfather or next door neighbor dropped dead suddenly. Under the circumstances, you can understand why he did not contact you to cancel.

· Men sometimes are not what(who) they seem to be. See above.

Rules and expectations for men

· Women cannot type. They often type, “I am single” when what they were trying to type was, “I feel single” or, “I am 33” when they meant to type, “I don’t look a day over 33”

· Women are forgetful. When they say, “This picture was taken in the Summer”, they might forget that it was the Summer of ‘97

· Women are prone to illness and misfortune. You have exchanged endless emails with them and have decided to meet. You arrive are 10 minutes early and wait…and wait…and wait. Finally, after an hour has past, you decide that she is a “no show”. You go home to check your phone/email messages. Nothing. She returns your email 3 days later to inform you that (choose all that apply) 1)She came down with the flu and had to be rushed to the ER, 2)She totaled her car (but luckily was able to find ANOTHER green Toyota) and the impact somehow disabled the cell phone 3)Her aunt, uncle, brother-in-law, sister-in-law, niece, nephew, grandmother, grandfather or next door neighbor dropped dead suddenly. Under the circumstances, you can understand why she did not contact you to cancel.

· Women sometimes are not what(who) they seem to be. See above.

Random1962 56F

4/26/2005 7:29 am

Sounds like you've had a few (probably more than a few) bad experiences. Keep trying. Half the fun is in the search!!!


GoddessOfTheDawn 106F
11240 posts
4/26/2005 11:21 pm

awww... I know that second xcuse .... and he actually thought I'd believe him


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
5/3/2005 4:49 am

me thinks i'm far too honest lol,invite your self to my network and see my pics lol,


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Become a member to create a blog