Sunday School  

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M
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2/26/2006 4:58 pm

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Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "Tell me Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good", and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/27/2006 10:29 am

This is one of those jokes that I want to roll my eyes over, but truth is, I giggle through it instead. Thanks!

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2/27/2006 11:27 am

Which reminds me...Adam was the first carpenter cause he was always nailing Eve

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/27/2006 11:57 am

Wahine~~ I want to roll my eyes over your secret identity....but I just giggle through that too!!!!!!!!!

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/27/2006 12:01 pm

MOfun~~ Does that mean that Eve gave Adam the woody!

oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/27/2006 1:35 pm

LMAO. very good youn man.

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/27/2006 4:09 pm

Oldman~~ you crack me up!!

womanoirish 55F

2/27/2006 9:19 pm

giggling...even though WOI has heard it before...still funny

rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/27/2006 10:02 pm

WOI~~ Hey!! Who is stealin' my jokes???!!!

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
2/28/2006 9:24 am

Very funny...

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rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/28/2006 10:23 am


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