Oops, it happened again  

rm_babyboomer26 67M
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9/10/2006 9:38 am

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9/22/2006 6:33 am

Oops, it happened again

Pimped Again

Well, it's happened again. Someone else has pimped my blog. Only this time he wasn't so nice about it.

See funinthedaybecauseicantstayawakeatnight's post: THE MAN IS A GREEK GOD

First he made fun of my profile. Well, that was OK. I'm a man, I can take it. I'm sure he didn't realize I had spent weeks honing it to read and look just right. I even went to Home Depot to check the Ralph Lauren color wheel in the paint department to make sure I used the proper complimentary colors (note to Fun: that is the correct way to spell color, I wish you stiff-upper-lippers would lose that superfluous "u" you seem so fond of in so many words). And I'm glad I did too because it's now gotten well over a half dozen views. So what if one of them was from a limp wristed Limey? They all count the same.

Next he insulted my age. How naive can the man be? He doesn't realize by now that nobody on this site is his listed age? All he had to do was check out my profile pictures (lifted from Match.Com) to come to the obvious conclusion that I added fourteen and a half years to my real age in order to appear more mature.

He accuses me of looking for "any woman with an hour left on the planet." Well, at least he got one thing right!

But the final insult was to my so called obsession with baseball. He apparently does not read well, because it is patently obvious that I am obsessed with stretch limos, not baseball. And how can anyone disparage baseball anyway? I'll bet the man hates his mother and doesn't even like apple pie. I mean, I realize the guy is a non-resident alien, but hasn't he ever heard of Superman for Christ's sake? Did Superman stand for truth, justice and the British way? Hell no! They don't even have superheros over there. No, they have Puff the Magic Dragon living in their lakes, which they inexplicably call lochs. Everyone knows lochs belong on top of bagels. And don't point out to me that I am mistakenly referring to Scotland. The UK is all the same. The only difference is that some of them worship the Pope and others genuflect to Tony Blair, now that Maggie Thatcher is senile. Haven't you noticed, they all have funny accents? What kind of wimpy kingdom doesn't have even one minor superhero, like the Green Lantern for example?

Oh, and finally, don't believe a word Fun says about my asking for his pimp job. I simply innocently happened to tell him I like to expose myself every now and then.


milady_de_winter 45F

9/11/2006 5:21 am


on a day like this you can only laugh

rm_babyboomer26 replies on 9/12/2006 5:42 am:
"Laughter and tears may not persuade, but they cannot be refuted."
-- Mason Cooley


redrobin012057 61F

9/11/2006 3:01 pm

There - There Boomer, as she softly pats him on the head, rest your head her in my lap.Don't let the big bully get to you.Maymah and she-who-shall-not-be-named, will comfort you.Now dry those eyes, and smile......there is a good Boomer aka Atta Allah.

rm_babyboomer26 replies on 9/12/2006 5:46 am:
Awwww... *sniff* thanks *sniff* Robin. I *hack* feel *snuffle* better already.


Jayferjoan 52F

9/15/2006 12:15 am

My poor baby boy...come here to Mama Umaymah and let me fix it all for you..


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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• Jayfer

rm_babyboomer26 replies on 9/15/2006 7:13 am:
Hmmm... I'm beginning to think I should get insulted more often...


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