Man Laws? How About Chick Laws?  

rm_babyboomer26 67M
781 posts
6/23/2006 8:01 pm

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Man Laws? How About Chick Laws?

I assume everyone has been exposed to the Miller Lite "manlaw" ad campaign by now. It is a sophomoric campaign geared towards their target demographic. But, you must admit, some of it is funny. Here are a couple of examples from their website of "manlaws":

Activities that do not count as sports are ones where you are required to wear "cute" clothing. These are activities, not sports.

Men should never show emotion, unless their team wins the championship or if their mom, dog, or first car dies, under any circumstances.

I'm sure we could all come up with lots more manlaws. We men are such easy targets nowadays.

But how about some, ahem, Chicklaws? Anybody care to contribute some?


rm_wetfingeraz 55F
3012 posts
6/25/2006 11:32 am

Chicklaw #1: Any woman experiencing homicidal PMS and/or massive hemorrhaging should lock themselves in their houses with whatever supplies they need to feel better, and not have to use up sick/vacation time at work, or be expected to be polite to anybody stupid enough to talk to them.

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
6/25/2006 6:18 pm

I love those commercials. The one about bringing beer to another man's house and how it becomes his just cracks me right up.

We do have some chicklaws in place already:

*Thou may eat chocolate without guilt, provided no one sees you eat it.
*Thou must buy the matching handbag to any shoes you purchase.
*Thou may never date any girlfriend's ex.
*Thou shall never move another woman into your home if you live with your S/O.

I'm sure there are others, I only concern myself with the chocolate one.

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