Where are my Sunglasses?  

rm_art_persists 53M
1120 posts
3/26/2006 11:30 am

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Where are my Sunglasses?

We set up a 3 foot high jump on the grass bordering the tarmac. I was on standby but since I was 3rd up crew, I had a little time to blow off. I had never ridden mtn bikes before but since I was young, dumb and full of cum, I was the first to volunteer to jump off the ramp.

I hit that ramp at good speed and got 6 feet of air; the problem with it all was that I was leaning too far into my handlebars so that when I landed I went straight over the bars. I landed squarely upon my jaw. The pain was immense and stabbing and I quickly jumped up seeing brown and yellow stars.

The first thought in my mind was that I had broken my glasses so I started looking for them. They were unbroken and shiny as ever. I put them on and realized that something needed to happen so I told the crew that I needed to go to the hospital.

At the hospital, they made me force my jaw into the plate of the x-ray machine - it fucking hurt! Yes, my jaw was broken. I would have to go to Dawson Creek, 60 miles away, for more x-rays and wiring of the jaw.

The next day, I went to Dawson Creek looking like the Elephant man. I went to a dentist to have my jaw wired and then I went to Dairy Queen for a nutritious milkshake dinner. I've never been so openly stared at as I was then (I used to model so I was used to attention).

This saga ended when I went to my cousin's wedding a week later. I partied all weekend and was very tired when I was returning home (11 hour drive). I was yawning when one of the wires broke - oops. I yawned again and again with a wire breaking each time.

When I went to be rewired the dr. said I had cartillage joining the jaw together and wouldn't need to be rewired as long as I ate soft food. That was great news because I had lost 10 pounds in a week of liquid diet. Liquified Kraft dinner was not keeping me fed while I was fighting forest fires....

Fallen_Angel_777 51F

3/26/2006 12:39 pm

OMG! Ouch! I once was swinging really high and thought I was all badass and stuff going higher than everyone else and *BLAM* I fell out while moving forward and into the air. I landed square on my chin. My jaw locked for like an hour, but I was okay...nothing broken, thank goodness!

I still going swinging at the park and sometimes I'll jump out, but mostly I try not to lead with my chin!


rm_art_persists replies on 3/26/2006 5:46 pm:
I had one more scare where I landed directly on my jaw (while mtn biking) - this time it was just road rash

your comment about falling off the swing makes your handle a lot more applicable

jussweetlilolme 44F

3/27/2006 6:36 am

The thought of breaking your jaw is wayyyyyyy beyond me...I can only imagine how much it must have hurt...as for the losing weight because of the liquid diet...well the upside is that you got to eat icecream ( A LOT!!!) hehe

My only real accident was a joint effort between me and a horse I was riding...needless to say, the horse won.


PS Did it give you the prominent jar that makes all the girls in the movies swoon? LOL There's your positive angle to this whole broken jaw thingy

rm_art_persists replies on 3/27/2006 5:52 pm:
Sweets: already had a prominent jaw. The only good part was that I saw stars up close

dasher121 37M

3/27/2006 7:43 am

dude that blows!!! But at least you did get lucky with not having to rewire. That is one thing I hope NEVER happens to me, I couldnt survive with my mouth wired shut........I talk too damn much hahaha.

The Dude.

rm_art_persists replies on 3/27/2006 5:53 pm:
I learned to yap with a slightly odd lisp

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
3/27/2006 9:17 am

Ya know there are people who pay for that!


rm_art_persists replies on 3/27/2006 5:54 pm:
the crazy part is that I may have to have my jaw broken to make up for my dual bite. Hopefully not

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