One of my nights in the drunk tank  

rm_art_persists 53M
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3/18/2006 1:53 pm

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One of my nights in the drunk tank

When I first started fighting forest fires with the government, I worked hard at being crazier than everyone else. When I drank and partied I took it to the next level. It was a cowboy job and I was head wrangler.

In this period, I managed to be thrown into the drunk tank twice withing a 25 day period. This is a difficult thing to do considering that I was in the bush fighting fires for the 25 days in between my nights as a jailbird.

The first time I was thrown in, I was not really drunk or obnoxious, rather I was trying to release a friend who was being hauled away. Somehow the police don't appreciate that sort of thing. All in all, there were 8 of us firefighters who shared a cell that night.

The second time, I was thrown in was entirely of my own creation. I was feeling good having consumed quite a few. I ran into all of my firefighter buddies and the party was on. Hormones in the air with all kinds of women around: I was like a kid in a candy store. Of course I started drinking even more like I do when I sense the possibility of a night with one of these honeys.

Then I saw him, a cop doing his rounds and swaggering through the bar. I have a problem with authority so the triggers went off. I wanted to do a crazy stunt and my brain switched off. As this cop wandered my way, I grabbed him by the lapel and pulled him over giving him a big wet kiss on his cheek.

He was stunned to say the least and then his anger/homophobia kicked in. BTW I'm not gay or bi, I just hate homophobes. Next thing you know, I'm being handcuffed and led out of the bar like I'm public enemy number one - gotta watch out for those cop kissers.

As I was being hauled away, I told this cop, "most cops would have laughed this off". He said "I'm not like other cops". to which I said "yeah, you're a fucking asshole!" I guess I said this one two many times because he finally punched me in the mouth: I was mighty pissed since I was cuffed and could not defend myself.

As the night went on, two of my friends showed up in the tank whilst I was put in a private cell instead of the drunk tank. I guess cop-kissers are an imminent threat to the general drunk tank populace Gotta say, I really appreciated that cell because I could wash the blood out of my mouth and fall asleep on that plastic mattress.

dasher121 37M

3/20/2006 5:50 am

Oh geeze, the imfamous drunk tank. Only had to spend one night in my life in one of those down at county. Very very interesting night. between the 20 other dudes in there, and they guy going through withdrawl on floor(and shitting himself) it was quite an interesting night lol.

The Dude.

MoutnainGirl 39F

3/20/2006 9:42 am

I guess I've been blessed never having to experience something like that. I am all for partying mind you.. and I love my local firemen.. go figure. How often do you still party and drink like crazy?

Moutnain Girl

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rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
3/21/2006 5:59 pm

Dude: the company is usually interesting isn't it?
MountainGirl: I don't party as often but I do tend to let it go when I do. I toke to keep it all in line.

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
3/23/2006 1:06 pm

Kitten: keep on stumbling \8

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