rm_art_persists 53M
1120 posts
1/27/2006 5:42 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


A poor, flat-chested woman finally comes into a little sum of money. She heads to the plastic surgeon where she hopes she can finally afford to have a nice set of c-cup titties.

The doctor says, "for $15,000 I can build you a set of the most exquisite c-cups you've ever seen"

She would love to do this but she doesn't have $15,000 so she asks for the next model down.

The doctor then recommends a $10,000 pair which will look identical to the more expensive pair but will take a little more maintenance.

She then says, "Doctor, all I have it $5000. Is there anything you can do for me?"

The doctor says, "of course, The $5000 breasts will look identical to the $15,000 dollar breasts but they take a little more maintenance than the $10,000 pair"

She says, "As long as I have beautiful c-cups, I don't care about maintenance. Let's do it"

So, she has the operation. The next day when she is recovering, the Doctor walks in and tells her,

"These breasts need to be pumped up, so if you want the firmness increased, just flap your arms like a bird and they'll quickly inflate. She tries this out and sure enough they inflate to beautiful c-cup breasts.

After being released from the hospital she's so impressed and happy with her new boobs that she goes into the nearest bar so that she can try them out.

She sits at the bar next to a very handsome male. While he's looking away she starts flapping her arms. As she finishes, she looks over only to notices the male flapping; the difference being that instead of flapping his arms he's flapping his legs together.

PassionKisses4Me 45F

1/27/2006 8:13 pm

hehe Thanks for the laugh sweetie...*whispers in your ear "no flapping need with this woman"



Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
1/27/2006 8:17 pm

LMAO! Very funny!!!


1023 posts
1/28/2006 9:54 am

LMAO, I think I've found the elective surgery I'll spend my tax return on. *practices flapping legs*

rm_art_persists 53M
1789 posts
1/28/2006 11:33 am

Passion, Whisper: I'm flapping right now \8
Viking: I already blew my budget on the operation

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