Midnight Mattress Sale  

rm_armond451960 57M
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1/29/2006 12:49 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Midnight Mattress Sale

I want to a mattress store the other day with my girlfriend to buy a new mattress.
Here we are lying on one bed and then another listening to the sale pitch and the differences between to types of beds. The trail period and guarantees and while we were there lying on this bed I had this great idea for the store to increase it sale.

“Midnight Mattress Sale”
Think about it! With a few rule and guidelines it would make one hell of a sale gimmick.
Picture this - Black curtains closing off the windows at 11:30pm.
Complimentary wine and cheese ready for you as you walk in. Your choice of the music to be played over the PA system.
Privet showings by appointment only for couples. If you go stage, they have sales assistant there to spend the needed time with you to choose the right bed for no additional cost.
You and your partner and/or sales assistant can sleep, sit, stand, bounce on and off any beds of your choice; make love in any and all position you choose on as many beds as you would like. Threesomes are not allowed unless it is with one of the sale assistants.
The final and most important rule is!
By sun rise you must be willing to purchase one of the many beds you have tried out during the “Midnight Mattress Sale”

I hope you all enjoy your next mattress buying experience

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