KILLING ME SOFTLY.  

rm_aqustic2 45M
1195 posts
6/5/2006 6:48 am

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6/9/2006 1:41 am

KILLING ME SOFTLY.


i lay in bed this morning thinking for a few hours.
i dont want for much.
i have a good life.
i drink to much.
i am horny as hell.
i dont like my new jeep.
what will i have for morning eats?
what time did i get to bed last night?
what day is it?
how can i become a bi fem? they get all the fun.
fuck i`ve being in enough relationships.
where will i go on holidays?
should i take a wife?
who`s wife will i take?
she had better be hot.
what i`d do for a bag of kinky fun right now.
how much have i got in the bank?
nothing.
where will i be in 5 years?
jail i`d say.
is there really a god?
NO.
i`m my own god.
fecking header.
when was i last at mass?
whats that got to do with anything?
what can i buy myself next?
a tai bride.
she had better be hot.
how many have i shaged now?
not enough.
have you being taking your pills?
NO.
kidding of course i have.
ya header.
how many wifes can a paddy have at once?
not enough.
where will i be in 10 years?
the lunie bin i`d say.
did i ever love any of my women?
i loved them all.
whos next?
she had better be hot.
why are most bi fems hot?
fecking bitches.
should i take a wife?
she had better be hot.
am i really that sad?
you fucking are.
if i was ken?
who would be barbie?
she had better be hot.
i should be so lucky.
can you buy a wife in flat pac form?
will she be hot?
how long are you staying in bed?
just a bit longer.
do i need help?
not at all.
is sex all i think about?
dont you know it.
have i any mouthwash left?
dont think so.
could i use petrol?
ya header.
how much do i spend on somkes?
you dont smoke.??
where did that come from?
should i take a wife?
how many can i have?
cop yourself on.
are all women head wreckers?
dont you know it.
are you going to answer that phone??
na fuck it.
dose anyone love me?
no body.
no body??
na everybody.
wish i could go for a blast on my bike.
dont start that again.
it aint easy.
who said it was?
are you telling fibs?
me?....never.
are you getting up??
yea shortly.
wish i was a hot bi fem.
maybe in the next life.
hopefully.
would you like a coffee?
yes please.
lets through shapes
OK
about time.
will i write a silly blog today???
not your style mate.
SORTED.

EVERTHINGS WONDERFULL.

ladyjim1 88F

6/5/2006 4:27 pm

hey nice one... I love it... made me laugh ... ya header...


rm_aqustic2 replies on 6/9/2006 1:37 am:
lady i`m glad it made you laugh, me too.

HBowt2 60F

6/6/2006 1:39 am

lay in bed this morning thinking for a few hours.Alone?
i dont want for much.Some sanity prehaps?
i have a good life.yes you do
i drink to much.ok..yes again
i am horny as hell.really?
i dont like my new jeep.is that since you dented it....
what will i have for morning eats?toast....
what time did i get to bed last night?ffs...how am I supposed to know
what day is it?well i'ts tuesday when i'm reading this if that's any help
how can i become a bi fem? they get all the fun.you can't....your not that sort of hot
fuck i`ve being in enough relationships.Ya think so?
where will i go on holidays?Well I fancy Sth Africa...never been there...
should i take a wife?only if it's someone elses...
who`s wife will i take?sorry ... i don't have one for you....have a hubby if that's any good
she had better be hot.well they say it's warm in SA at this time of year
what i`d do for a bag of kinky fun right now.and you did't phone?
how much have i got in the bank?you got a bank...was that the one you were going to rob...
nothing.best get on with robbing it then
where will i be in 5 years?who knows...
jail i`d say.ok...i'll visit
is there really a god?no
NO.correct answer...go to the top of the class
i`m my own god.header
fecking header.ok...
when was i last at mass?i know....you were at at wedding...
whats that got to do with anything?ok...it doesn't
what can i buy myself next?lol....buy it and then get fed up with it...
a tai bride.she'd better be hot....
she had better be hot.Can she cook your breakfast for you
how many have i shaged now?Hang on...I'm counting...
not enough.Too many...
have you being taking your pills?
NO.
kidding of course i have.don't kid me about that or I'll smack you
ya header.
how many wifes can a paddy have at once?have or cope with...
not enough.
where will i be in 10 years?why...you out of jail now?
the lunie bin i`d say.ok...i'll still visit
did i ever love any of my women?probalbly ...in your own way
i loved them all.did you?
whos next?don't know....tell....
she had better be hot.so no eskimos need apply...
why are most bi fems hot?cos we're greedy
fecking bitches.Thanks
should i take a wife?What for...
she had better be hot.again no eskimos
am i really that sad?probably...
you fucking are.see how much we agree on
if i was ken?you'd have been discontinued...
who would be barbie?don't know....but she'd be hot
she had better be hot.not so hot that her plastic bits would melt of course
i should be so lucky.why not....
can you buy a wife in flat pac form?you'd have to screw her together....
will she be hot?what's hot....
how long are you staying in bed?who cares
just a bit longer.ok
do i need help?not that i saw...
not at all.we all need a bit..
is sex all i think about?nope....you were thinking that you didn't like your jeep...
dont you know it.no
have i any mouthwash left?get up and look
dont think so.see....more thinking and no sex in sight
ya header.
how much do i spend on somkes?you don't smoke
you dont smoke.??omg...ya header
where did that come from?don't know
should i take a wife?NOOOOOOOOOOOO
how many can i have?how many do you need
cop yourself on.naw.....your madness is appealing...
are all women head wreckers?you got a head....
dont you know it.
are you going to answer that phone??no
na fuck it.
dose anyone love me?maybe
no body.don't be daft
no body??
na everybody.don't be daft
wish i could go for a blast on my bike.wish you could too sweetheart
dont start that again.ye...but it hurts...
it aint easy.nope it aint...
who said it was?but who siad it had to be so fucking hard...
are you telling fibs?just small ones
me?....never.
are you getting up??soon
yea shortly.
wish i was a hot bi fem.wish i was too...
maybe in the next life.you planning one already
hopefully.
would you like a coffee?please ...one sugar
yes please.
lets through shapes
OK
about time.
will i write a silly blog today???guess you did...
not your style mate.course it is
SORTED.done and dusted...

EVERTHINGS WONDERFULL


rm_aqustic2 replies on 6/9/2006 1:40 am:
hbowt ya header you know too much.

HBowt2 60F

6/6/2006 1:46 am

ok....i'm sorry...but i was just in one of those humours.....


rm_aqustic2 replies on 6/9/2006 1:42 am:
bout time glad to hear it, no need for sorries with me babe

Sulabula 46F
12659 posts
6/6/2006 4:20 am

i guess things are not that bad after all

Sula xxx

come visit my blog


rm_aqustic2 replies on 6/9/2006 1:44 am:
no sula things will never be bad again. thanks

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