Guts and Balls  

rm_aqish007 33F
2357 posts
7/31/2006 7:43 pm
Guts and Balls

The difference between guts and balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do
you really know the difference between them? In an effort
to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed
below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

rm_spectraguy26 46M
12 posts
7/31/2006 8:18 pm

wow.. finnaly.. being watching yr blog... u have not been writing for sometime... always enjoyed reading yrs.. when u did not write.. was dissapointed..anyways..thanks n nice to read yr blog again... good diffrence frm balls n guts...take care bye..

596 posts
7/31/2006 10:11 pm

Excellent, loved it... I'm still laughing as I'm writing this reply.


I'm gonna copy it and email it to all my friends

p.s: Tell me what you think of my new pictures... am I hotlist worthy??

IviesBidesJuste 56M
3658 posts
8/1/2006 12:02 am

Thats a good one. Still deciding if I fit in the Guts or Balls category. I think more into the "Balls" category, but the thing is, I'm not married.

ZZ_Todd 60M

8/1/2006 10:14 am

Well, since I'm not married, I couldn't do either one of those... and that's good, 'cuz, if I did do either one of those, there would only be one reaction from her:

One HUGE can of Whoop-Ass being opened up on me!

rm_ZooGhost 43M
10 posts
8/1/2006 10:39 pm

Nice one. Guts and Balls. I had both of it, at least not the lipstick mark at the moment.

Nice redaing your blogs.

Hope to read more soon.

Good day.

LeninRuntsBurrs 43F

8/2/2006 1:51 am

aqish, best description ever. lmao!!!

rm_Memphiston 40M
87 posts
8/2/2006 3:55 am

nice one aqish...but these days i lost my mood for posting and worst, even hornyness also no mood suddenly. I need to do something to lighten the spirit but i don't know wat yet

SirMounts 103M

8/4/2006 7:49 pm

That's a good one! Thanks aqish. *smiling*

joeblog06 47M

8/8/2006 3:59 am

Excellent, I often think (especially after a few drinks) that I am in the Balls category, but the Guts category is more me for real... Very nice Aqish. I am going to send it around the office...

IviesBidesJuste 56M
3658 posts
8/10/2006 2:18 am

    Quoting rm_aqish007:
    In that case, I can play a role as your wifey then
If you were my wifey, I wouldn't be coming home smelling of perfume, with lipstick on my collar. But I would pat you on the ass and say "You're next"

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