Cuckoo Clock  

rm_aqish007 33F
2357 posts
7/24/2006 8:14 pm
Cuckoo Clock

Hey, Its Tuesday and I am in the office as early as 7.30am. Good gal huh

Anyway, here is the joke for today

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "uh-oh," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

manofneed 42M
148 posts
7/24/2006 8:54 pm

good joke, so whats tuesday like? Still monday here

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
7/25/2006 10:59 am

I'm diggin it!

elysianpleasure 49M

7/25/2006 5:24 pm

funny... have a great day

596 posts
7/25/2006 9:57 pm

LMAO !!!! I dont know if it is a really funny joke or that I am so sleep depraved that it just sounded so awesome in my head

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