Cats and Dogs  

rm_aqish007 33F
2357 posts
6/28/2006 12:38 am
Cats and Dogs


Hey read this.............

What is a Cat?

1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) They're totally unpredictable.
4) They whine when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
9) They leave hair everywhere.
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.

What is a Dog?

1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they are not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to play.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9) They leave their toys everywhere.
10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats


p/s: Isnt it true???

rm_thickpuubz 46M
12 posts
6/28/2006 2:41 am

wouldn't it be good then to be a pet dog, well taken care of by your owner n if on heat can screw without obligation!! hmm....


birchingphobia 41M

6/28/2006 7:08 am

You're an authentic bred of a cat, a dog and a little dose of a piglet! Cool!


DecenTHEro 41M
21 posts
6/29/2006 12:32 am

Decenthero loves cat.


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