lalalala LIES  

rm_angel4bed 36F
105 posts
5/28/2006 2:20 pm

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8/3/2006 7:39 am

lalalala LIES

Lies that won't get you into bed
excerpts from thesite

Some men will say anything to get a woman into bed, including flattery, emotional blackmail, and barefaced lies. The all-time classic top ten lines and what they really mean.

Of course I love you, look into my eyes, would I lie to you?

Anybody who says 'would I lie to you?' is lying. Simple as that.

I have to have sex, my balls are really hurting

You'll be fine after a wank, honest

I'm heartbroken, can I cry on your shoulder?
Angling for a sympathy shag?

My last partner wanted sex five times every day

But they still dumped you...Wonder why?

You'd do it if you cared about me

Save the emotional blackmail, pur-lease

It will get rid of my acne

No it won't. Ewwww.

Let's just get into bed together, I'm too drunk to do anything

Everybody sobers up eventually...

If you don't want to have sex, you're frigid
Insults, the last resort

I was impotent - but you have cured me!
Just my luck...

I can show you a really good time, orgasm guaranteed

His orgasm, not hers, in case you hadn't guessed

but listened up guys this is my famous line
"pretty please it cures my asthma...."

armas101 42M
10 posts
6/2/2006 11:01 pm

very nice. .how to change my lines though. .hehe just kidding.. hey can i email u? whats ur add?

rm_CuteGuyMe07 34M
9 posts
8/2/2006 7:44 am


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