It's just like prom...only I'm not drunk  

rm_agathon1 47M
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4/30/2006 10:22 am

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4/30/2006 6:16 pm

It's just like prom...only I'm not drunk


I just winked at someone! Of course, now I'm getting the cold sweats and the voices in my head start saying, "what the hell are you doing?!! She's going to think that you're a pathetic loser! She'll tell her friends! You'll be run out of town by the ensuing shitstorm of ridicule!" Then my not-so-courageous voice tries to put on a brave face: "Wait! Lady-with-the-nice-picture? I'm not an evil stalker or a craven pervert! Nice lay-deeee?!!" That voice sounds oddly like Jerry Lewis during his comedy days.

Ahhh...now I remember why I did so badly with the girls when I was in high school. Perhaps I shall go crawl back under my rock.

rm_agathon1 47M

4/30/2006 3:34 pm

Excellent. Now it is exactly like high school. I love unrequited lust.


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