puzzle books in titty bars  

rm_abutoo2 45M
708 posts
7/3/2006 1:25 pm

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7/5/2006 11:11 am

puzzle books in titty bars

When I drove a truck I loved to go to the bar. I don't drink but it's great to be around "real people." Get's pretty lonely.
The thing is, I never knew what kind of bar I was getting into. Crowded, empty, loud, young. Never know what the crowd was going to be or how big a line would be at the pool table.
So, I would always take in a puzzle book with me to idle away time in between games of pool. Well, one night the only bar around was titty bar. I like titty bars, but they're not really my thing. I always saw them as a bit of a waste of money and kind of like watching porn alone. Get all horny for nothing, lol.
So, I'm in the titty bar (sitting at the bar trying to save my money). When I feel someone looking over my shoulder. Her tits around my neck. LOL
"watcha doin?" She asked me
"just some word puzzles."
"You mean, you'd rather do those puzzles than look at these?" She cupped her very, very impressive set of d cups for me.
"well, you know, I turn around and peek occasionaly."
She laughed and went back to work. The next woman came up and said
"Honey, you know you're in a titty bar right?"
"WHAT! OH SHIT!!! Don't tell my wife."
We laughed and she went away. As the night went on, every single dancer in there came up to me and stuck her boobs in my face, rubbed on me, talked to me, teased me... just trying to get me out of my book.
So, the best way to be the center of attention around a sexy ass woman... act like you don't give a shit she's there. LOL... it'l drive em nuts.


smoothnjuicy4u 51F

7/3/2006 4:20 pm

HI Abutoo,
So true, so very true. All they wanted was your money anyways they problay had a bet on who could get ya to give them some. LOL


rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/3/2006 5:22 pm:
guess they all lost, lol... but I sure had fun that night. Don't think I finished one puzzle. (shhh, don't tell em )

purpletrashcan 51F
41658 posts
7/3/2006 6:29 pm

I think your'e on to something there....you became a challenge!

Pull My Fucking Hair!


rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/3/2006 7:50 pm:
sure wish I could do it when it mattered, lol...

OboesHonedIambs 63F

7/4/2006 8:45 am

You got all those strokes and didn't even have to stick a fiver in their g-strings! Gotta love it!

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/4/2006 1:28 pm:
Life is like that isn't it? lol...

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
7/5/2006 7:32 am

Baffling!!

Purry {=}

Purry


rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/5/2006 11:12 am:
I would have said "puzzling" LOL

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