Chinese anyone?  

rm_abutoo2 45M
708 posts
7/20/2006 3:21 pm

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7/21/2006 2:08 pm

Chinese anyone?

Well, my friend that I took to court this morning. She called me up last night and asked if I'd go have a quick bite to eat with her. Sure... She's stressing, needs an old pal. I can do this. Hell it may be her last bit of chinky for a bit.

We go for Chinese. We make our way to a corner table by the window. I've got her laughing pretty much non-stop. My jokes suck, and they are corny, but they're fun and she really needs the laugh.
About mid-way through the meal the Owner/manager approaches our table with a handful of yellow slips and a phone. My back is to him but I catch her looking at him with a wtf? expression.
This guy's English sucks ass! I can't understand anything he's trying to say. I look at the slips... Oh, returned checks, all stamped insufficient funds. He has the phone. I get it, this guy wants me to talk to the bogus check writer and tell them "you ate fo fife dowwar... you ate wong time! fife dowwar check bad you pay!"
Hell, why not... I'm just a customer. Sure, I'll talk to him. So I did. The guy hangs up on me. I make a note on the yellow copy of the INF check. Then I just go right on to the next one. LMAO! Why not? It's not everyday I get to tell someone "hey, you want this to go to the DA? he's a friend of mine. In fact, I'm seeing his ass tomorrow!" Oh hell, my friend was laughing when I said that. I only called up three and told the owner, hey man, I'm eatin! The dude didn't even take any money off my check for the work I did. Cheap ass slave driver. No wonder they have better cars than me.

It's ok, I paid with a check!

and yes, I swear to god this really happened.

JazzDlight 60F

7/20/2006 4:51 pm

Hey will you take me for Chinesee? I have never heard your jokes. Hugs, Jazz

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/20/2006 9:21 pm:
I'm there jaz... LOL

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
7/20/2006 7:32 pm

Nee how ma. Lee zai gan shoo ma?...and did you leave a tip??..

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/20/2006 9:22 pm:
yea I did... I told him not to take checks!

rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
7/20/2006 8:51 pm

Kinda like my lawyer telling me 'no habla english'

I think I would have given him a bill for my time - those collection agencies make 10% and up of the amount due!

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/20/2006 9:23 pm:
mmm future business opportunity!

rm_WackyEPP 54F
8470 posts
7/21/2006 1:37 am

LMAO! I would have paid good money to see that.


Wacky Jacky

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/21/2006 3:41 am:
and to think I got to do it for free! lol

canuhandle1968 50F

7/21/2006 1:23 pm

What if those "hot-check" writer's actually came and paid your new friend... Maybe he'd hire you part time....?? I think you'd do well harrassing folks for a job...

rm_abutoo2 replies on 7/21/2006 2:10 pm:
I can see it now! "look you stupid mo' f'r! We've got the connect and direct hook up with the chinese mafia beeeeatch! You wannna them to come out there and turn you into some kinda damn egg drop soup or sometin'?"

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