show biz  

rm_Zoestardust 34M
6 posts
12/1/2005 5:04 am

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4/27/2006 6:30 am

show biz

Show business is full . . . of actors, singers, dancers, models... And then there's me. Actor. Singer. Dancer. Model. . . Canadian.

I can make the word Canadian sound sexy. Most people think that I'm from the States. . . And even worse, they think that I'm from New York, because I'm so sexy. But New York isn't sexy, it's sleazy. Americans know as much about Canada as straight people do about gays. Americans arrive at the border with skis in July, and straight people think that being gay is just a phase. A very long phase. When I'm overseas, and people mistake me for an American, I'm outraged as when I'm mistaken for straight.

No one wants to know I'm gay. And even less people want to know that I'm Canadian. On my resume, my agent replaced the word gay with blond , and Canadian with outdoorsy . So I replaced outdoorsy with blousy . Which makes me a blousy blond.

I get all the best friend roles. I'm in this new American picture called Millenium. It's a big budget science fiction starring Cherryl Ladd. You know, one day someone thought, "Hey. I want to make a terrible movie in Canada. Everybody else has..." I play the best friend of the timegate operator. He has one line. But he says it directly to me. The movie is full of Canadian actors with one line. It's great. It won't make a dime.

It's a big hoopla down South about some wag burning the flag, oh Jesus. I don't know what all the fuss is about. We burn our flag all the time to keep warm. . . Is it cold in here or is it just me? I seem to be catching a chill.

[whips out a Canadian flag -handkerchief- and sneezes into it]

Oh, Jesus. Oh, that's better. Lucky I didn't blow my Pope's nose.

It all reminds me of the time that Anne Murray and James Baldwin were sharing a smart cocktail at her cottage in Parry Sound. Anne said to James, It must be hard enough being black and gay... Imagine if you were also Canadian, eh?

keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
12/1/2005 6:38 am

Aww, why don't you like America?

rm_Zoestardust 34M
2 posts
12/2/2005 11:56 am

I'm sorry,the posts are just to make people laugh when they pass my profile by, they are just funny quotes from buddy cole. So please read and have a laugh on me i think he is hilarious

rm_ghostgirl 59T
15 posts
12/15/2005 4:42 am

thanks i needed the laugh i was sharping the swords today

rm_Zoestardust 34M
2 posts
12/26/2005 7:46 am

As aways ghost i'm glad to help =)~

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