~~THINGS YOU NEVER WISH TO HEAR~~  

rm_WickedFemale 63F
1163 posts
5/21/2005 12:43 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

~~THINGS YOU NEVER WISH TO HEAR~~

~I am not married, but my wife is....~

~It only looks bigger in the picture~

~Oh that picture is 10 years old~

~anything about the ex spouse on a date!~

~what do you mean You are in?~

~what do you mean you have cummed?~

~I can't get it up~

~I forgot my little blue pill~

~Aw there is no chemistry~

~I have to be in before curfew~

Hmmm, care to add to my list here with some of the ones you have experienced?


nightstogether 57M

5/21/2005 1:58 pm

Mother usually cooks dinner for me.

nightstogether
private-intellectual (.de)


rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
5/21/2005 2:17 pm

~that girl that answered the phone??? oh she is my cousin!~

~I was only giving my buddy's cuz a place to crash~

~ you were suppose to get the condoms, c'mon don't you trust me?~

Lady


mrimposibl2000 61M

5/21/2005 2:26 pm

No, I don't have a photo, but I promise, I am easy on the eyes.


mygmyg 60M

5/21/2005 2:48 pm

I never fell asleep doing this before...

No..it wasn't EVER any bigger...

That is HARD...

What are you thinking...

Are you finished already?...

How long before you can do it again...

Have you ever been any good at this...

Do you want me to draw you a picture...

Maybe next time...

I didn't think you would be home so early...

You're still friends ? ...

Who dresses you...

It unsnaps in the front...

Just relax, this is the best...

I am usually multi-orgasmic


elle_gant1 46F
78 posts
5/21/2005 2:52 pm

lmao, good job


myownthang1 39M

5/21/2005 5:14 pm

It broke!


LoyaltyandHonor 36M/32F
1241 posts
5/21/2005 5:59 pm

LOL these are great... I am thankful that I have not yet experienced them and hope I never do!


Plumpness1 49F

5/21/2005 7:27 pm

How about...

1. If you kiss it a little, it'll work

2. That little bump has always been there

3. My dog LIKES to watch

Plumpness1


PleezinU77 64M  
184 posts
5/26/2005 9:56 pm

"You have underpaid your federal taxes... you owe us $10,000 plus interest". (See if that won't give you temporary erectile dysfunction!)


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