Voodoo Vocabulary: Olympics Edition  

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2116 posts
2/18/2006 6:34 am

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Voodoo Vocabulary: Olympics Edition

A bit late, but to celebrate the Olympic spirit, all Voocabulary will be sports-themed through the Turin Olympics.

Skiing - the act of manually stimulating two men at once; jacking two guys off at the same time; called this since it's said to resemble the hand movements of cross-country skiing.

Valdrane78 and craptoast picked up PrincessKarma in Valdrane's pick-up truck; later that evening, they both agreed that for a Panamanian, PK knew how to ski very well.


sexyeyes375 48F

2/18/2006 12:49 pm

What was her final score?

spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
2/18/2006 1:43 pm


I'm on the market for a new NordicRack.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

Vevixen 52F
81 posts
2/18/2006 6:29 pm

Ever heard of paddle boating? I won that competion on the last summer's olympics...both beauties came within 2 minutes

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
2/18/2006 10:44 pm

so skiing does build arm muscles as well, all these years i thought the focus was on the legs. . . .

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
2/19/2006 6:32 pm

Should I be apalled or flattered?

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

Valdrane78 39M

2/19/2006 7:20 pm

LOL, this is awesome dude. Thanks for the shout-out!!!

Her final score Sexyeyes was a PERFECT 10! That girl certainly knows how to plow some snow

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog

craptoast 40M

2/20/2006 6:01 pm

pkarma, how could you be appalled? you didn't seem so appalled in... never mind.

_Safira 54F
11260 posts
2/21/2006 2:29 pm

Kudos to all of the participants!


This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/23/2006 2:29 am

sexyeyes375 - she completed the course in just under five minutes.

spinmedown - I don't think they make those anymore.

Vevixen - no, I haven't; I'd love to hear more.

[blog snatchmatch71] - arms, legs, stomach, hips... it's a total body workout!

PrincessKarma - it's meant as flattery; see Valdrane's response.

Valdrane78 - you welcome!

Silhouette2005 - YAY ME! I WON A SEXY CONTEST!

_Safira - thank you for stopping by.

Vevixen 52F
81 posts
2/24/2006 9:30 pm

paddleboating: European all season sport consisting of a female athlete sitting straight on the bed, while two men are sucking hard on her breasts to try and ignate her engine, as she uses her feet as paddles, stiring skillfully in two wet pussies facing her, wide open for better access, with a focus on propelling…

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