Voodoo Vocabulary - Cleveland Steamer  

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2116 posts
2/4/2006 5:13 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Voodoo Vocabulary - Cleveland Steamer

I heard today's "voocabulary" word on an ep of Family Guy; I researched and was horrified when I found out its meaning. It's only fair to share the horror....

Cleveland Steamer: the act of taking a doo-doo on your partners chest either during sex (usually titty fucking) or after he/she has fallen asleep. You then proceed to roll around and flatten the doo-doo pie out like a steamroller. After this, you usually want to run away.

"Jezebelle didn't wash the car like she was told to do, so Jenna gave her a Cleveland steamer." ~^~

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demonicsexkitten 43F
10689 posts
2/4/2006 11:31 am

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
2/4/2006 12:34 pm

What does that have to do with Cleveland?


rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/4/2006 1:29 pm

I thought about it, and I think I have the answer... Cleveland Browns!


frogger1995 40F

2/4/2006 5:01 pm

And I thought the plate job was bad. Tell me they didn't describe it on Family Guy...though I wouldn't be surprised.


saddletrampsk 55F

2/4/2006 8:24 pm

nasty..


rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
2/4/2006 9:15 pm

lmao.......

oh please... doesnt poor cleveland get a break ??

could have been called Manhattan Steamer......

..m.


lifeisablast333 55M

2/4/2006 10:02 pm

Dude thats some shit......


MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
2/5/2006 12:11 pm

Peter: "Hey you looking for a good time?"
Lois: "Peter what are you doing? Get in this car."
Peter: "So what do you wanna a Cleveland Steamer?"
Lois: "Get....what's a Cleveland Steamer?"
Brian: "Thats when he...."
Peter: "Woaw woaw woaw, be cool be cool."
(cop car crawls by)
Peter: "So you wanna go down main street and make a left and uh and uh......so you wanna party or what?"
Lois: "GET IN THIS CAR NOW!"

I learned what that meant from the DVD commentary. Seth MacFarlane also says on the commentary that the original line was a half and half. But the censors said they couldn't say that in prime time. So, he changed it to something far more obscene and that managed to get their approval.


caressmewell 55F

2/5/2006 12:27 pm

LMAO @ Cleveland Browns...

Gross...


CantonOhCouple 61M/61F
553 posts
2/5/2006 4:52 pm

Hey, in Akron all we have is the Rubber Bowl. We're jealous.


WildChild5884 34F

2/5/2006 10:35 pm

I'm not usually one to agree with the mob..but on this one I'm in total agreement..Ewwwww lol and to think I could have gone my whole life without knowing that..Thanks for sharing Course now I know if that's ever offered to just say no! Hmm Guess it's a day for two firsts


rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/6/2006 3:50 am

ht0hrny0bbw - agreed.

sweetneeds2 - or someone else's apparently.

demonicsexkitten - I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

frogger1995 - see MissAnnThrope's comment. And... thanks for sharing the glass plate - I had to look it up.

saddletrampsk - yeah.

mm0206 - why would you call it a Manhattan Steamer?

lifeisablast333 - good one

MissAnnThrope - thanks for the info. It doen't surprise me.

[blog mzhunyhole] - long time, no see. Sorry you had to come back to this post.

CantonOhCouple - rubber bowl?

WildChild5884 - two firsts???


WildChild5884 34F

2/7/2006 8:21 pm

The first..um first was to agree with the mob, and second first was to just say no.. <weg>


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