Today's Olympic Voocabulary Word - Italian Ice  

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2116 posts
2/23/2006 5:52 am

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Today's Olympic Voocabulary Word - Italian Ice

Italian Ice:

While having sex in the snow, a man pulls out his penis and sticks it in the snow, making it ice cold. He immediately re-inserts his frigid penis inside his partner. The effect is chilling, and can be duplicated indoors with a large glass of ice water.

"Dude! Why is ediesedgewick so pissed off at you?"

"Oh... I gave her an Italian ice last weekend when we went snowboarding."

"I thought chicks usually like that kinda thing?"

"Yeah... but I slid it in her ass."

"DUDE!"


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ticktock500 45M

2/23/2006 7:59 am

lmao


angelgrrl 49F

2/23/2006 8:51 am

Brrrrrrr!


Vevixen 52F
81 posts
2/23/2006 10:36 am

Yummy...


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
2/23/2006 1:49 pm

LMAO Paying her back for that snowball she hit you with?

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


hourglasses 48F

2/23/2006 4:44 pm

Dude ....

I've led a sheltered life


ediesedgewick 59F

2/23/2006 4:54 pm

Pissed? I don't know--sounds kinda titillating.


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
2/23/2006 6:50 pm

you know that sound effect on the SNL skit series downer debbie? insert here. . .


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
2/24/2006 2:34 am

And some people do it in the snow, no I mean on purpose!


rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/24/2006 6:17 am

ticktock500 - thanks for visiting.

angelgrrl - depends on your experience. Girls that go to college in Upstate NY - places like Clarkson, Colgate, Oswego - get Italian ice as a matter of course.

Vevixen - yeah, I like Italian ice too. My favorite flavor Belgian velvet.

spinmedown - OMG! Yeah, she gave me a SNOWBALL!

hourglasses - it's YOU Seanbaby!

ediesedgewick - mmmmmmm... rrrrraarrr....

[blog snatchmatch71] - I do, as a matter of fact. But when did references to SNL become as obscure as a Dennis Miller monolog?

[blog AnOddGirl] - yes we do! BTW - got my Mardi Gras beads yesterday... naughty, naughty, dirty Mardi Gras beads.


kuriousqt73 44F

2/24/2006 8:28 pm

I want to try this one.
I always thought men werent completely against the cold water thing due to shrinkage.
Are there actually men who would do this?


rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/25/2006 2:23 am

kuriousqt73 - I have to assume that other guys are like me and could take a quick jump into snow so long as he was really hard and turned-on first.


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
2/26/2006 10:29 pm

lol- when i started making'em


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