Not as cool as you think...  

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2116 posts
2/20/2006 7:36 pm

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Not as cool as you think...

I'm talking about myself, of course. I often try to project the Voodoo persona - confident, unaffected, funny... but sometimes I'm more neurotic than a concatenation of John Cusack and craptoast.

It's partly due to a desire to be frank, honest, and forthright about myself... and my feelings.

I find I like someone - and this isn't very often - and I don't want to play the game that you have to play when you really like someone. I get this giddy feeling and I think of her a lot and I want to say, "HEY! I LIKE YOU! When can I see you again?"

I'm supposed to be all not calling, not offering my umbrella, making her ride the bus. But I find that so hard and fuck things up by calling, offering umbrellas, and putting her at risk for yeast infections.

It was so much easier in grade school. During recess, you gave the girl you liked a note that said "I like you. Do you like me?" and after a bunch of giggling with her friends, her envoy would let you know where you stood.

But then... the blowjobs today are so much better than in gradeschool!

Today's Olympic Voocabulary word - Ski Boots

Used to describe the akward, bowlegged walk a woman has as a result of recent long, hard, and rough sex. This walk is similar to how one walks while wearing ski boots.

"Dude, what's wrong with WildChild5884?"

"Oh, she's wearing ski boots. She had a threesome last night with me and spinmedown; dude, we rode her like an ATV during huntin' season."


angelgrrl 49F

2/20/2006 8:38 pm

Is that how it's supposed to work? I never did quite understand the rules. Your way is much better.

WildChild5884 33F

2/20/2006 10:29 pm

It does get silly with these rules we are supposed to abide by..We don't usually get the daters handbook although as often as they change it wouldn't do much good. Plus it's kind of feel it out as you go with each person. I've never been good at these things so I just go with my instincts then it's wait and see how they take it.

As for the voocabulary where do I sign up for a repeat performance? <weg>
I think the worst one is to have a sore enough puss to warrant an ouchie trying to sit normally. Not to mention hard to explain unless it's icy out so you can say you hurt your tailbone

demonicsexkitten 42F
10688 posts
2/21/2006 1:02 am

There are rules??? What book?? and where do i find it?

(though... my mom is still threatening to buy me the "How to Flirt" or "Flirting for Dummies" books...)

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/22/2006 2:51 am

take a piece of paper. write on it " I like you. Do you like me?" Fold it over and fold it over again. Write her first name on the outside of it. Put it in you pocket and hand it to her when you see her next.

And about the first paragraph - I already know you're as much of a goofball as the rest of us, so there was no revelation in it.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
2/22/2006 1:24 pm

They still tear up my notes.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
2/22/2006 5:59 pm

if i opened my mouth everytime i was attracted to someone,( and i wish i could) i think fill of me would be had rather fast, fickle soul that i am.

craptoast 40M

2/22/2006 6:10 pm

ah, those days of yeast infections.

I'm far more neurotic then John Cusack, he's an actor for fucks sake.

Anyway, I feel for you. Relish these early moments though, they're so good. You'll miss them someday.

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/23/2006 2:45 am

angelgrrl - it should work my way, and afterwards everybody gets ice creams and a nap.

WildChild5884 - what happens when you fuck up early into it? Nothing good, I can tell ya.

DemonicSexKitten - rule #1... DSK isn't allowed to work as a shampoo girl at a salon.

[blog 1hotwahine] - never been good with origami, but I'll try. Did you ever make those "pick a number and a color and get your future told" paper things?

spinmedown - me too... and regardless of how many Valentine's I send, they never give me any.

[blog snatchmatch71] - you should though. Don't you think we all should?

craptoast - of course he's an actor, but does that innoculate someone from neuroses? Andy Kaufman, anyone? Anyway, I only meant the neurotic characters he's portrayed over the years.

PS - after this wknd I can start work on that event we discussed.

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
2/23/2006 9:55 pm

awwwww... That's so sweet.

♫ Voodoo's got a girlfriend, Voodoo's got a girlfriend! ♫

[size1] Yes, I know I'll pay for that later.

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/24/2006 6:01 am

Yes, A, you have just released the little self-censoring imp from his responsibilities when I'm visiting your blog.

For the record - not a GF, I just like her.

kuriousqt73 44F

2/24/2006 8:38 pm

I was the note sender as a kid. Do you like me check yes or no...what the hell ok check yes now what....did that make us bf anf gf back then ya until the next days recess when I asked the next guy, hehe.
Now I dot even ask guys anything as somewhere along the line I think they started to scare me.
Also I adore John Cusack. Havent you seen Say Anything or High Fidelity those are some great movies. How come I cant get a gy to satnd outside my bedroom window and play a song on his boombox.

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
2/26/2006 4:19 pm

kuriousqt73 - So, you're afraid of boys?

And you can't get a guy to stand outside your window with a boom box because most guys don't want to be arrested for stalking!

kuriousqt73 44F

2/27/2006 11:20 pm

afraid of men i guess.
not afraid of non intimate sex with them but afraid of anything more than that.

kuriousqt73 44F

2/27/2006 11:30 pm

gosh is it too much to ask for someone to like me enough to take that chance?

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