rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2116 posts
7/31/2006 9:02 am

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So by now you've all heard about Braveheart's arrest for drunk driving, yeah? But did ya hear the complete story? Fox News is leaving a lot of important details out.

Matt Stone & Trey Parker were right. Anyone see the South Park episode, The Passion of the Jew? It was a delightful portrayal of Mad Max as a masochistic, psychotic, and very disturbed anti-semite; one of the more poignant scenes included a rabid, underwear-clad Braveheart reaching deep into the back of his FOTLs for a big handful of feces which he smears on the door like the blood of some sacrificial lamb.

It was just a cartoon, right? But the thing is... Braveheart really is bat-shit crazy!

After trying to flee the arresting officer, Gibson went on a tirade. He told the sheriff's deputy that he owned the 'Bu (Malibu) and that he would spend every penny he had to "get" the cop.

"You motherfucker. I'm going to fuck you." Gibson threatened, according to the arrest report.

The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "Fucking Jews! The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world."

Braveheart then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"

Sources far from the story report that Detective Riggs became cooperative only after the officer threatened to call Gary Busey to the scene.

Mad Max wasn't through yet; at his booking, Max threatened to urinate on the floor of the holding cell, and during his call, smashed the handset against the cradle several times, Ari Gold-style!

At one point at the Sheriff's station, sources say Gibson was "jumping like a monkey" on a steel cage and told the arresting deputy, "I'm not going to hurt you physically. I'm gonna hurt you. I'm gonna make you lose."

Of course he's not going to hurt the deputy physically... Mel Gibson is what? Five foot one?

Mad Max has been stopped in the 'Bu at least twice before for suspicion of drunk-driving. Sources say that Gibson was so cocky on one such occasion that he was on his cell phone the entire time he was detained by the deputy. Ultimately, the deputy decided to let him go without giving him a citation.

Blood-vessel-popping, sticking-Dr. Zaius-up-his-ass, bat-shit crazy!

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
7/31/2006 10:32 am

Since when is it news that he's a God-crazed drunken hypocritical asshole?

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rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 7/31/2006 12:33 pm:
Are you a Jew?

bipolybabe 56F

7/31/2006 11:27 am

Are you making this up?

It's true? Scout's Honor?



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rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 7/31/2006 12:36 pm:
Every word except the Gary Busey part. I read a copy of the arrest report myself.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
7/31/2006 11:36 am

So what is it about mediocre yet wildly successful ego-driven religious fanatic actors jumping inappropriately on furniture, anyway?

(Rhetorical question)

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rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 7/31/2006 12:38 pm:
Had to think about that one for a minute, Wahine; I always forget that Scientology is a religion and not a disease.

kuriousqt73 44F

7/31/2006 6:48 pm

I too heard more of the details and all I can say is shame on Mr.Gibson. The first thing that popped into my head was "like father , like son".

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 8/1/2006 8:31 pm:
Who's his father???

OrallyObsessed5 47F

8/1/2006 6:36 pm

All I can say is I hope those in the entertainment industry with typically short memories don't forget Gibson's recent behaviour. He may have apologized but I for one don't believe it!

From - "Anti-Semitism is not born in one day and cannot be cured in one day and certainly not through the issuing of a press release," said a statement from Rabbi Marvin Hier, dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center in Los Angeles.

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 8/1/2006 8:43 pm:
No doubt. Can it ever be "cured" though?

180 degrees from this though is not being able to criticize Israel, or even the JDL, without being accused of being anti-Semitic. Certainly some borderline anti-semites couch their affectation by sticking to blaming a state rather than a people; but a sovereign state - that wages war - cannot defend its actions by dismissing criticism as being anti-Semitic.

Complicated, ain't it? That's usually what happens when I go off-topic.

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
8/3/2006 9:13 am

Worse, I'm a lapsed Catholic turned semi-pagan God/dess worshipper.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

rm_VoodooGuru1 replies on 8/3/2006 1:55 pm:
Your stock is rising PK... I'm sorta agnostic, sorta deist, but very Pagan-friendly. And Pagan chicks love me for some reason.

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
8/9/2006 7:33 am

You left out my favorite part! When he said to the one female deputy at the police station, "what do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

Look, we've all known for years that Gibson is a total whack job. Remember when he went off on gays a few years back? We also know he's obsessed with violence.

BTW, have you seen that You Tube video of a 1:30 second version of The Passion set to the Benny Hill music?

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