10 Things I Love About Christmas  

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2116 posts
12/20/2005 3:20 am

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10 Things I Love About Christmas

1. Watching the snow fall.
2. My annoying family.
3. Watching families, grandparents & grandchildren, lovers, who have been separated by too many miles for too long greet, hug, kiss each other at the airport.
4. The Grinch, The Bumble, and The Heatmiser.
5. Those great Christmas songs you only get to hear during Christmas, like The Ramones’ Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight) and The Pogues’ Faerytale of New York.
6. Chicks in turtlenecks when it’s cold.
7. Watching those “tinsel-tree cats” tear around their houses with tinsel sticking out of their asses.
8. Maureen Dowd will sleep with me.
9. Sex with the boss’s drunken trophy wife at the company holiday party.
10. Being fortunate enough to be able to help one or two people be less without... and doing so.

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
12/20/2005 6:27 am

I like #2

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
12/22/2005 2:14 am

If you can find a copy, there was a Lehigh Valley band years back called Clashing Plaid. WZZO has a copy of the song, so at least the 45 exists. The song is called, "All I Got For Christmas Was Drunk." Great little hardcore ditty.

I've never heard of the Bumble or the Heatmister. And Maureen Dowd is sitting here, trying to decide what ribbon she'll look best in.

rm_VoodooGuru1 50M
2053 posts
12/22/2005 7:17 am

[blog saintlianna] - "Christmas with The Saint" would be uproarious fun! "WHERE'S THE GODDAMN CHEX MIX?!?"

Divinitydesires - No... it's best when the boss finds out, but doesn't find out who.

MissAnnThrope - I have a copy of an infectious version of "White Christmas" by Sticky Little Fingers.

Bumble - the monster from "Rudolph"?
Heatmiser - not miSter, brother to Mr. Coldmiser, both sons of Mother Nature?

"I'm Mr. Heatmiser,
I'm Mr. Sun.
I'm Mr. Green Christmas,
I'm Mr. Hundred and one.

Friends call me 'Heatmiser.'
Whatever I touch,
Starts to melt in my clutch.
I'm too much!"

Rowan_Taltos 49F

12/23/2005 8:44 am

1) My family
2) Wrapping Paper
3) Wrapping Presents - my family is gift wrapped impaired. They supply me with paper, ribbons and tape.
4) Mistletoe
5) Peppermint
6) Cookies and Milk
7) Christmas Carols
Silent Nights
9) Catching People off guard when you open the door for them and Sat Merry Christmas
10) Stars on the first night of winter

frogger1995 40F

12/23/2005 9:11 am

I Love both lists...thanks for the holiday laughs

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