The truth about the dick shots.  

rm_VenusDeCoco 41F
20 posts
9/8/2005 8:16 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The truth about the dick shots.

Gentlemen, be forewarned. What you are about to read is SHOCKING! SURPRISING! and the unabridged TRUTH!

So, you got your digital camera. You now can take photos that you were too embarrassed to take to your neighborhood drugstore or Wal-mart. You feel empowered, and overwhelming sense of freedom washes over you. Then the ephiany happens: "I'll show all those women on AdultFriendFinder exactly what a REAL dick looks like." You can see it now, women masturbating to the sight of your magnificent penis. Showing their friends and discussing how they would want you to be the judge in their fellatio contest. With this kind of motivation how can you NOT shine up your manhood to full blood engorged majesty? You take your shot, upload it, and wait for the pussy to manifest.

It's just one thing.. The thought is NOT original. I hate to come off as a hypocrite (I do have my breast on display) but how many dick shots can I digest? Small ones, thin ones, ones that look like they were shot with bovine growth hormone... It desensitizes you. So fellas, if the only thing of interest you can present about yourself is a "cock shot"...I prefer a side order of personality with my penis.

MrAskAboutMe 34M
3 posts
9/9/2005 2:32 pm

Interesting, but with no name, no face, or cock shot, just some words of interest to ignite your curiousity (I Hope).

1586 posts
9/24/2005 12:46 pm

Venus -

Great post.

To tell you the truth, seeing a guy's junk has the opposite effect on me than what they're looking for.

I like penises as much as the regular straight girl (or gay guy), but a lot of the pictures that I get are not pretty. Not pretty at all. LOL

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