We will start with the checklist...  

rm_SweatyJeny 49F
66 posts
7/26/2006 10:29 am

Last Read:
1/29/2007 12:51 pm

We will start with the checklist...


Does your profile say you are married? The husband and I have an agreement. We are married and that is the way it works in our house. "Prefer not to say"... we all know what that means, but if you haven't the guts to say it, then it doesn't count as saying it. Separated is spiritually the same as divorced, so that is also a disqualifying reason.

Does your profile say you are a non smoker and, at worst, a lite drinker? Smoking is just stupid and leaves a bad smell and taste. People who drink too much tend to lose control in bad ways and I won't be with them.

Did you avoid showing me your crotch? Wait until you are invited before showing me the goods. I'm much more concerned about how the rest of you looks than if you have the appropriate equipment. BTW: if for some reason you feel compelled to have a crotch picture, particularly as your primary in your profile, then it should be something damn impressive. Over 95% of the pictures that men have posted of their cocks are simply nothing to be proud about. If you have an average or below average cock (or if your photos can't demonstrate some great quantity), then why in the heck would you post it? My only guess is that either you really like the look of cocks or that is a picture of the head that does all the thinking. If you want us women to really think your cock is something magnificent, then you need to provide an accurate way to see the scale AND a way to confirm that it is on your body. A proper shot should include at least the torso and down to the kneews to provide such scale and other useful info.

Are you within 20 miles of my location? I actually prefer much closer, but I am willing to extend myself as far as 20 miles. I am married, wtih kids. Things need to be close to be convenient for ME. I'm not going to bitch if you can't meet, but if you have to drive over 20 miles, it's almost certain to be a problem. Windsorites and other folks from Canada, sorry, but the border issue is too slow and annoying to deal with, so you are also excluded.

Are you actually fit and healthy? (Pictorial proof helps on this one.) Athletic means more than just playing softball or golf. You should be able to run 3 miles in 20 minutes, bench your body weight 9 times (more if you are under 180), swim 1/2 mile and have some muscle definition.

Are you between the ages of 29 and 43? I'm not looking for friends for my kids or my parents.

Did you actually write something worth my time to read?
Was it longer than 150 words or 8 sentences?
Is your profile also well written and full of enough information that I find a reason to reply positively?
And did you use proper grammar and spelling? Communication on this site is just like communicating with a new, prospective employer. Your profile is your resume and your emails are like your cover letter. Bad resumes or cover letters can lead to not getting the job, ditto here.

MillsShipsGayly 53M

7/26/2006 1:39 pm

Welcome to blogland and good luck in your search. Proxinity is sexy! Real quality nearby can be like finding a needle in a haystack.


goodandevil74 43M

7/27/2006 9:36 am

1. Yes
2. Non-smoker--regular drinker (doctor says it's good for the cholesteral--no joke)
3. No crotch shots--ever--last thing I need is my cock in cyberspace.
4. Distance--sorry, I fall flat on that one; however one of my best friends lives in Royal Oak, so I get over that way often.
5. Very fit. Played and coached soccer my entire life (your requirements make me feel like I'm being recruited by the state police or Navy SEALS).
6. 32 years old (but I guess you know that from looking at my profile today already)
7. I feel my profile is ver solid and to the point. Hope to hear from you--even if it's just to chat.

Adios,

Goodandevil


goodandevil00 43M

7/27/2006 4:37 pm

Jeny,

Did you get me kicked off this site today? You were the last blog I posted--when I came back to my computer, my profile, blogs and everything were deleted.

Goodandevil


rm_SweatyJeny 49F
21 posts
7/28/2006 6:46 am

No, I do not think so.

I approved your Blog entry and even participated through some of your blogs and attached blogs.

And I don't think I wrote anything disparaging in your logs either that could have led to any booting.

My account here got deleted about 4-5 days ago, but I just wrote them, asked what happened and they restored it. Total down time was under a day.


bemybirthdaytoy 40M
16 posts
7/28/2006 8:48 am

Decent checklist but you can bet more than a few men won't match any of those conditions and still expect to be in with a shot of meeting.
Anyway enjoy writing your blog and others will enjoy reading.


rm_SweatyJeny 49F
21 posts
7/28/2006 1:49 pm

    Quoting bemybirthdaytoy:
    Decent checklist but you can bet more than a few men won't match any of those conditions and still expect to be in with a shot of meeting.
    Anyway enjoy writing your blog and others will enjoy reading.
That has already been well proven by the response I have received. I actually try to be harsh enough in my profile that only people who are qualified will make contact, though I don't mind the people who just drop off a note to say that they like or dislike the profile (amazingly, I did get 2 responses from people who were very annoyed by my profile, though one later apologized.) Some are amusing, some are pleading for me to ignore this or that difference. Some are stranger than strange. I am easily amused, so it's not really a problem and when I have time, sometimes I will try to reply back with some helpful information (what I liked, what I didn't...) I'm still far more likely to respond positively to somebody who has read my profile and can directly acknowledge where they fall short then I am to those who clearly are just spamming out to every pretty picture they see.


lonehubby50 62M
18 posts
8/1/2006 1:04 pm

Damn, and I was this close . . .


bemybirthdaytoy 40M
16 posts
8/2/2006 4:44 pm

An apoly? Thats a shocker. I'm read of others getting an angry response to their profile but never an apology afterwards.


Harpocrates7 44M

8/9/2006 6:56 am

Came across your blogs--very interesting. Very demanding checklist. Best of luck with it...


Harpocrates7 44M

8/11/2006 2:19 pm

Well, I debated whether to go ahead and post the below; however, I enjoy communicating with people (so at the very least it will give you something to respond to--then I can respond, and it goes on like a dance--possibly).

Does your profile say you are married? No. It says "prefer not to say." I am, however, married.

Does your profile say you are a non smoker and, at worst, a lite drinker? Never smoked a day in my life. I drink regularly--it keeps my cholesterol in check (no joke, ask my doctor--he says that I have the cholesterol of a god).

Did you avoid showing me your crotch? No crotch shots--ever. I'm not a fan of the vagina's on this site either (read my blog to get the skinny).

Are you within 20 miles of my location? No. Live in a burb south west of Grand Rapids--sorry! Grand Rapids is a happening place, though. It's second in population to Detroit.

Are you actually fit and healthy? Work out every other day. The chest picture (although a few years old) is me.

Are you between the ages of 29 and 43? I'm 32. My face makes me look significantly younger, but my receding hair line gives me away.

Did you actually write something worth my time to read?
Was it longer than 150 words or 8 sentences?
Is your profile also well written and full of enough information that I find a reason to reply positively?
And did you use proper grammar and spelling? Did you read my profile? Eloquent and articulate.

So, can we communicate?


bitch_magnet 47M
1 post
8/13/2006 5:48 am

I just recognized you. You live a few houses away. I would like to see your ass run 3 miles in 20 minutes. I would like to see you run a mile in 30 minutes. Wait until the neighborhood finds out you are a whore. Let's see how embarrassed you get. I bet you run your ass off to hide when you see them all staring at you. Your not looking for parents for your kids? When the neighbors get a load of this, they will be looking for new parents alright. I can't believe it is you. HA HA. I will send copies of all this and may even post it on the telephone poles. By the way, it is not a man's fault if his penis size doesn't meet your requirement no more than it is your fault you look like a post 70's meth addict.


Harpocrates7 44M

8/13/2006 1:06 pm

Hey, reverse magnet--You need to calm your shit down and learn some manners. I have the feeling you won't be on this site for long...


rm_SweatyJeny 49F
21 posts
8/13/2006 6:26 pm

I wouldn't worry about him, obviously not a real user but a disgruntled person who has never met me. He didn't even know enough to pick the right zipcode so it shows he lives 3 miles away, let alone 3 houses. A look at his profile gives away how fake it is. Still, it is amusing to rile up the opposition.


Harpocrates7 44M

8/13/2006 7:31 pm

I'm assuming since you haven't responded to my above post (on 8/11) that I should just not attempt communicating with you?


rm_SweatyJeny 49F
21 posts
8/14/2006 6:56 am

    Quoting Harpocrates7:
    I'm assuming since you haven't responded to my above post (on 8/11) that I should just not attempt communicating with you?
I'm not using this venue to respond to suitors. I'm keeping those responses direct for the sake of privacy. However, if you'd like, I will respond in this open forum.


YOR_TOY 51M/50F
3 posts
9/11/2006 11:18 pm

You are up front and brutally honest, I think that is awesome! I hope to fill the third spot for you. Tim


YOR_TOY 51M/50F
3 posts
9/21/2006 9:06 am

Hey Jen,

Hope you did not give up. When I responded to your add it was because I met your criteria, I did not think you actually wanted me to respond as to each one of the numbered requirements. I live within the 20 miles, meet the age requirements, workout 3-5 days a week, not much of a runner though. However, I can bench press a maximum of 485 lbs and rep my body weight for several sets of 12-16. I prefer to weight train, more precisely, circuit training to keep the heart rate up since doing so is good for stamina. I do not smoke, I drink on occasion and I will not send you a crotch shot unless you request one. My profile also says that I am married. Perhaps I have finally caught on. I thought that your method of choosing someone to have regular sexual encounters with was rather creative, but I suppose that because your profile was so thought out you would reach the conclusion that I met your requirements, otherwise I would not have contacted you to at all. Hope to hear from you again, Tim


rm_zulando 41M
1 post
1/6/2007 3:57 pm

i am married for three years and the wife is well should i say out of it


extrahotfun60 58M

1/8/2007 12:15 pm

Hi Jeny!
Great checklist...let me take a shot at this and see if I measure up to your standards. I really hope so, I'm beginning to lose hope of finding a real person on this site.

Yes, my profile says "married". However, I need to keep it complaetely discreet since I want to stay that way. Not looking for a wife...just hot sex.

Non-smoker and non-drinker...I want to feeland taste every sweet sensation and not miss anything!

No crotch shots...You'll get that if you want to persue this further...if you want it. I will be completely honest...I'm just your average guy in that area. No huge monster dong.

I am within the 20 miles of your location...and if we hit it off, we will both need that since I'm sure we will both want to get together often.

I am fit and healthy and also drug/disease free and wish to stay that way. I am also surgically safe.

I miss this one by a couple of years...I'm 45 and look younger. If you want prove you can meet for lunch, my treat. If you don't like what you see...just eat and walk away. I in fact would insist on meeting for lunch prior to anything else. I think we both need to make sure we are what we claim and we find each other phyically attractive. Since this is all about hot sex...I think that is a must.

As for the profile...I have discribed what I am looking for and what I can also give in the relationship I seek. I think it meets your other requirements, and agree that communication is a key part of this as well. I want to find someone that is honest and not offended by my honesty. I will always tell you exactly what I am thinking and needing. I can't read your mind and you can't read mine. If we want something we need to tell the other person.

Look forward to hearing from you,

Joe


rm_SweatyJeny 49F
21 posts
1/29/2007 12:51 pm

That's nice, but I don't use this avenue for discussing any one person's application as that is best handled via direct email/messaging. I will point out that your picture, here in the blog, is a crotch shot. And it would be if I want "proof", not "prove". However, you did describe the proper reasoning as to why I do conduct a platonic meeting first.


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