rm_SusieQ27 47F
2224 posts
4/21/2006 6:06 am

Last Read:
5/1/2006 6:48 pm


ebay Song !

I know it's been out a while, but it always cracks me up I know, small things, eh? You'll have to supply the tune, yourself, I'm afraid, unless you download it, as I did. There's a funnier version, with graphics, but I don't think it will post on here.
Anyway...enjoy. Go on, how flippin true is this?

Here it is folks.... The next world wide smash hit - all about ebay!!!

Turn your speakers on, crank up the volume and listen to eBay's own song, sung in the Style of The BackStreet Boys "I Want It That Way".

Hilarious to listen to if you're a ebay fan like myself.

The "eBay song"

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

The eBay Song Is By Weird AL.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_cmavie 41M
4 posts
4/21/2006 7:46 am

hey dear, that was a nice one... n at the same time, its very similar to how our lives have become recently... a perfect combination of reality n humour id say... xxx

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
4/22/2006 5:46 am

Yes, so would I, what a strange coincidence.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_Lovepack1000 47M

4/22/2006 1:50 pm

Funny story, did you buy it on ebay?
What I bought on ebay I'll sell on ebay.

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
4/22/2006 6:58 pm

Excuse me, but why did you buy it, if you didn't want it, sugar?

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

rm_Lovepack1000 47M

4/23/2006 1:06 pm

Should we discuss this in detail Susie?
Surely you can buy things on ebay you need for your living. Then there is a lot of crap you don't need but makes your live more pleasing. In both cases you may want to sell it sooner or later if you don't need or like it anymore. The next possibility is that you buy something speculating for a higher price when selling it. You know I mean something like rare postage stamps. I don't by my crap on ebay because I want to see it in reality and like new things, this is especially for electronic devices important to get something that works and has warranty.

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
4/23/2006 6:54 pm

LP...we bought an amplifier, through eBay. We had to travel to collect it though. It weighed so much, you see, the money we saved would have all been wasted if we had had to pay postage on it. It's a Denon, weighs a tonne and has more knobs then the members on AdultFriendFinder, well nearly as many. You could run a small concert off it. It produces a great sound and has never been any bother. We also got to see Stonehenge on the return journy, which was a bonus. A place full of mysticism and absolutely the most nationalities I've ever seen assembled in one place before. Apart from the UN, but that doesn't count, 'cus it was on the telly..

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}

UnpinAfireFaust 58M

5/1/2006 3:30 pm

Never bought anything on eBay....but know someone who does....from time to time.

Very good Susie!!

** wonders if he could sell any of his photos on eBay? Maybe the "butt" pic? **

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
5/1/2006 6:48 pm

I do think you should give it a go, sugar. You never might end up rich.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=]

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