Excited !!!  

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2224 posts
1/30/2006 7:29 pm

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6/23/2006 6:20 am

Excited !!!

Excited ! Excited! Excited!

Oh, happy day!!!........ My new laptop is due to be delivered today. it had better appear too, I paid £17 for the privilege of next-day delivery. Omg. was it like having a carrot dangled under my nose >>> not half, it wasn't!!! You see, they play on peoples' weaknesses and my weakness, right now, is my need for a laptop I can rely on..
How many of you have experienced the full horror of 'the dreaded blue screen', I wonder? ....
I can't wait to get my grubby paws on my lovely, new, female, (hopefully}, laptop.. I say 'she' because 'she's' going to perform beautifully for me....I just know it.
I've lost all my 'goodies',(for want of a better word), twice now and it's all because of 'him'.. 'Him' is my old laptop, in case you didn't know..lol. Well, it's off to laptop leisureland for 'him' now..lol..
So, dear readers, I shall be penning my next epistle to you on my lovely, new 'HER'..lol. Here's wishing me luck, anyway..
I still need to choose two names, a beautiful, efficient, female name , for when she behaves beautifully and efficiently.. .. and a dorkish, male name, for when he's being a DORK....lol.
Help me. people...give me your favourite names, my honeys............Go on then, I mean, look at all those kisses, I've given you..lol.

P.S..The pic is my idea of what a 'dorkish'. male, p.c would look like if it were to be personified..lmao..n

Luv n loads of the good stuff to you lot....Susie............

aascrompn 43M
6444 posts
1/31/2006 10:07 am

I say the female name should be marissa. The male name should be Bob. Hope this helps!!

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
1/31/2006 12:11 pm

Hello AA..I have the girlie name picked out, do you have something against somw bob or other?...lol..It's not half dastardly enough..lol.. I need a really evil name for when he's playing up !!!
Thank you for your suggestions though.

Luv n stuff........Susie......

rm_Frenum_Lad 46M
31 posts
1/31/2006 9:33 pm

sorry to tell you this but, ALL computers are Male
mainly 'cos you have to punch information in to them

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/1/2006 4:57 pm

Hello boys, how very good of you to call..lol..My p.c. can't be named after you all,'cus you're too all nice. What about Rasputin..he was a bit of a bounder, by all accounts..lol.. Not nasty enough,though, I don't think. What about MR. Hyde or Jack ,as in The Ripper?...lol
Fire.thank you, darlin...j
Just cheer up, will you babe? Think of the new life you introduced to the world, the other day, that should make you feel all warm and happy, hun. There's not many men who've done that...or women either, unless they're midwives, of course..lol..

Mac.it's always good to see you, darlin. I have the keyyboard sorted out now, hun. It was configured forAmerican English, whatever the \Hell, that's supposed to be...lol..they have to not only mess with a perfectly formed language they also defile the layout of keyboards too. It's just too bad..lol..

Frenum...I can't think quite what to say to you, darlin...my eyes are still watering from looking at your pic...ooo...is it you?...Just one question, hun....WHY ?...

Luv n stuff........Susie..........

up4rsumfun 53M

2/3/2006 12:23 pm

Well suzie my laptop must be a male one it just seems to keep cumming here..hahahah but must have a femine side cause when i get too naughty sometimes it gets jelous and cuts me off haahah...
Hope you have fun with the new one and dont burn the keys out to quick

rm_skippy0699 49M
32 posts
2/3/2006 5:31 pm

Hello darlin, I was told that you had to behave over at 0_may_I's blogs but I don't like my women to behave I LOVE them to be BAD So I wanted to know what surprises you had in store for dermot the gardner lol I'd be dangling something under your nose and it wouldn't be a carrot. I'm happy you got a new laptop. Maybe your LAP will on TOP of me lol {=} {=} {=}

Cheers hun

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/3/2006 9:36 pm

Up4, darlin..mmm..I am already having trouble with the keys..lol.. I Nhave to type z for y and vice versa..lol.It needs tweaking again..lol.
I enjoyed your comment..very witty..lol

KUv n stuff...........Susie...........kisses,darlin...all over you..mmm.

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/4/2006 3:33 am

Skippy, why hello, how lovely to see you here, don't go back to May, that will totally pee her off..lol.. No, I'd better behave, it was me who started it after all..lol.
What a coincidence, I love to be bad too..lol..{=} {=} {=} and I love to laugh. Your comment was so colourful too..mmm...very nice...lol.,I hope to see you around these parts again soon. Bye for now,
Luv n stuff........Susie............

rm_skippy0699 49M
32 posts
2/4/2006 7:02 am

Hi darlin, Be oreoared to laugh more often as I love to make people laugh. Don't worry hun you'll be seeing a lot more of me If you'd like I can tend to your 'garden' as well, I'm good with cars, maybe I can lube your joints or check your oil with my dipstick and rotate your tires, or maybe even check your headlights to make sure they're working properly? (it's a safety thing don't ya know)

Cheers hun {=} {=} {=}

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/4/2006 9:14 am

Hello and yes I'm all for safety, don't you know. I've had my yearly M.O.T. though, darlin..lol..no weeds growing on me, or anything. What about the post of my private masseur..lol..that's still open.

Luv n stuff....Ssie.....

rm_skippy0699 49M
32 posts
2/5/2006 9:10 am

Hi babe, Ok I'll write something up for you and post it. I'm sure you'll love it. {=} Do you want to choose a scenario or do you want me to just go ahead and pick something??

cheers hun {=} {=} {=} {=}

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/5/2006 12:04 pm

Skippy, darlin.just go right ahead and surprise the Hell out of me hun...a blog, you mean? Oooo...I do hope so.never ad one of those done.......for me alone...lol......perhaps you can rectify this.....

Oh wait a min....soz Tony, I forgot about yours, darlin...oh come here and I'll give you a big wet one.muah.

Sorry about that Skippy..just had to apologize theree, lover..lol..well yours could be the second blog I've had written for me. Do you mind, hun?

Luv n stuff......Susie........

rm_skippy0699 49M
32 posts
2/5/2006 4:56 pm

No babe, I don't mind I'll make sure that you enjoy your massage that you'll forget about the first one.

Cheers babe


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/5/2006 11:21 pm

Skippy..Tell me when you#re going to post it then,darlin. Don't keep me insuspenders..wait a minute, what am I saying??..lol. Bye for now, come on lover, click cursor to screen, tapdance over the keys, with your fingertips, baby. I just know you're good with those fingertips.. ..you being a gardener and all..lol.. and get on with it then..lol

Luv n stuff.....Susie...........

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/5/2006 11:23 pm

LQQK..Oh yes dear, quite moist, musky and warm in the groin area, thank you..lol.. Bye for now. You're welcome any day, darlin, don't you know.

Luv n stuff.........Susie............

rm_skippy0699 49M
32 posts
2/6/2006 4:11 am

Susie,, I'll have it up by the weekend, (coming up) (feb11,12/2006) I want to write down on paper first so that way I think about on how I want to write down in your blog. (or how I would do it in person) And so I can put as much juicy detail for U hun. I ususlly write them like you would read an erotic novel (which is how I do my cybersex with women BTW.

Talk to you soon babe {=} [=} {=}


rm_luvpiano2 57M
367 posts
2/6/2006 6:15 am

Susie, I'd luv to tickle your female laptop keyboard! Keep your new laptop opened!
Loads of fun! Luvpiano2

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/7/2006 2:17 am

luvpiano..you still tickling the ivories for me, darlin? mmm I'll be sure to leave her top open for you, baby. See you later then.

Luv n stuff,...Susie.....

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/7/2006 2:21 am

LQQKie4U mmm any suggestions as how I should keep her cool though, darlin? mmm Would you be interested in the position of 'Chief Cooler Down ' to my Silver Lady ? Perhaps you could stand by my side as I type away, with a big fan..just fanning and fanning me, lover...lmao..what a picture..you're naked as a jaybird, of course..see you , baby....and I mean 'see you'..lol

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/7/2006 2:26 am

Skippy..Roll on Feb 11th thrn,darlin..mmm..I'm looking forward to it..lol.

Luv n stuff Susie........

CoastalCarl 47M
1 post
2/7/2006 2:19 pm

Hi Susie,

How about Casanova, as he only achieved the reputation he had as a great lover by the amount of warts on his penis. YES.....the great one had severe genital warts. Must have been all those Karaoke bars in Blackpool that did it. Specially the ones accross from Rumours! I can be found in the Yahoo.com bar. Remember to look for madfaxman2000 next time you are there!

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/8/2006 3:15 am

CC..Hello there and don't you look smart, sugar?
As for the name Casanova..I realise the poor bloke was probably awash with the pox but the name is still far too pretty and it conjures up romantic encounters for me. Actually, you may well have spoilt some of my most romantic moments now. I think most women, if the name Casanova were whispered to them would conjure up an image of a glib, sweet-talking lothario, not a pox-ridden degenerate..lmoao..so I can't use it, sorry, too sexy..lmao.
The lounge you hang around in sounds a raunchy place. I may see you there, soon. {=}{=}{=}[=]{=}

Luv n stuff......Susie......

rm_Frenum_Lad 46M
31 posts
2/8/2006 9:47 pm

the wife seems to enjoy it

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/9/2006 7:36 am

Frenum..that's all that matters then. I was thinking about you ,actually, not your partner. It looks painful. I didn't mean to upset you, darlin...here, let me kiss it better for you..{=} {=} {=}..how's that, darlin?

Luv n stuff ....Susie.......

rm_skippy0699 49M
32 posts
2/11/2006 10:39 am

Ok babe I hope you enjoy your massage babe:

I'm sitting down on the couch watching T.V. having a couple of beers wearing nothing but a pair of sweatpants and a tight T shirt showing off my muscular physique. You walk in the door exhausted and tired from work and you say to me, "Babe would you give me a body message? I'm really sore and my muscles are tense can you help me relax?", with a wink in your eye and a coy smile on your face. ( how could I say no to such a sexy woman?) I say " sure babe just get into something more comfortable and I'll set the table up". I lay out a towel and a pillow to lay on and you come downstairs in nothing but a sexy silk robe. As you reach out and grab the glass of wine I poured for you, you take several sips, you slowly disrobe teasing me with your sexy firm breasts before you lay down on your stomach. I put some oil in my hand and start at your feet; first on the left foot massaging it making sure to cover every nook and crannie with my warm soft hands . You sigh as I massage your foot releasing the tension and I slowly move down to your calf muscle kneading and massaging your tense muscle. You sigh again as you enjoy the massage feeling the muscles relax while you sip your wine I continue to move down your leg first rubbing your outer thigh ass I slowly make my way to your inner thigh, teasing your hot pussy as I rub my fingers across it each time I come closer. You moan snd sigh again as I rub your pussy repeatedly several times.

I continue my way down to your firm ass cheeks and apply more oil rubbing it into your soft supple skin rubbing both cheeks for several minutes and you give a small squeal as you reapond as my muscular hands rub repeatedly. I continue to the small of your back and slowly work my way to your shoulders massaging each muscle area of your back as you give a small moan as if to tell me you're enjoying yourself. I repeat the procedure on your right side from your feet to your shoulders.

I ask you to turn over onto your back and you eagerly do so as you down the remains of your glass of wine and ask for a refill, looking at me from head to toe smiling at me as if to memorize my muscular shape as if you were undressing me with your eyes. as I put more oil in my hand yuo ask me to start with your shoulders; as I begin and slowly work my way down , you give a deep sigh of anticipation as if you wait for me to massage your breasts. Instead I tease you at first rubbing around your breasts going inbetween as well with my fingers exciting you further driving you wild. As I massage your breasts you moan and give a sigh and I lean down and give you a passionate kiss slipping you the tounge and you give yours in return as we tounge wrestle; I play with your erect nipples with my fingers as we kiss.

you pull my sweatpants down and take my hot cock into your mouth sucking on on it like it was you last meal. I moan from the touch of your hot moist mouth and your soft tounge as you lick my cock like it was your favorite ice cream cone. While you suck on my stiffening cock, I lean down and take a stiff nipple in my mouth and begin to suck on it while still massaging both breasts. We moan together as we please each other for several minutes.

before I cum I stop and go around the table and pull you to the edge and spread your legs as I kneel to suck on your delicious pussy, I begin by licking your shaven pussy making you squeal from the touch of my soft tounge. I lick your clit several times while I finger your pussy rapidly making you squirm as you enjoy the pleasureable sensations going throughout your body. I then thrust my tounge you deeply and rapidly while still finger fucking you; you lift your hips gyrating your hips in a circular motion and I stay with you not letting my grip go as you do so. I take the entireity of your pussy with my mouth and suck vigorously with the strength of a vacum making you scream as you cum and not stopping until your orgasm is completed.

i stand up pull you to the edge and take my hard cock and rub your pussy lips several times to tease you before I enter you . I enter you slowly making sure you take every inch of my hot cock. I lean down and suck on your nipple as I begin to thrust slowly at first and and deeply as possible. You are screaming "oh my god" as i thrust faster and faster as you clench your tight pussy mucles around my cock making us moan together. I turn you over and enter you from behind reaching forward and rubbing your clit as I pound you from behind harder and faster causing you to scream again. As our orgams begin to build you lean up towards me and I cup both breasts in my hands massaging them tightening your grip on my cock making me moan loudly. I can't hold back any longer and I cum inside your tight pussy and we come together as I do so as we scream as if in stereo and we both collapse on the floor in each others arms cuddling .

Hope you enjoyed it babe. {=} {=} hugs and kisses


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
2/26/2006 4:46 pm

Skippy, oh I enjoyed it so much, baby, you have mail. ome nad give me some oof that good lovin in real time, lover..mmm.
Luv n stuff.....Susie....{=}{=}{=}{=}{=]

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