Cosmic Debris...  

rm_SusieQ27 47F
2224 posts
4/25/2006 3:41 pm

Last Read:
5/7/2006 6:50 pm

Cosmic Debris...

...by Frank Zappa

This is one of my favorite Zappa tunes. Two more follow. Give 'em a listen. The third, which is called , 'I have Been In You,'ought to be AdultFriendFinder's theme tune, don't you think? OMG..it's my very favourite effin tune, of all time. I love it !!! Enjoy.

"Cosmic Debris"/ Frank Zappa
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Jim gordon (drums)
John guerin (drums)
Aynsley dunbar (drums)
Ralph humphrey (drums)
Jack bruce (bass)
Erroneous (bass)
Tom fowler (bass)
Frank zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar)
George duke (keyboards, background vocals)
Don sugar cane harris (violin)
Jean-luc ponty (violin)
Ruth underwood (percussion)
Ian underwood (saxophone)
Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, background vocals)
Sal marquez (trumpet)
Bruce fowler (trombone)
Ray collins (background vocals)
Kerry mcnabb (background vocals)
Susie glower (background vocals)
Debbie (background vocals)
Lynn (background vocals)
Ruben ladron de guevara (background vocals)
Robert camarena (background vocals)

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The mystery man came over
And he said I’m outta sight!
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of
His pressing affairs and devote
His attention to me

But I said, "Look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?
Look here brother, don’t waste your time on me."

The mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin’ his box won’t do
With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo
He said you might not believe this, little fella
But it’ll cure your asthma too

And I said, "Look here brother
Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?
Look here brother, don’t waste your time on me".
(don’t waste your time)

"I’ve got troubles of my own," I said
"And you can’t help me out
So, take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout!"

"But I got the crystal ball,2 he said
And held it to the light
So I snatched it, all away from him
And I showed him how to do it right

I wrapped a newspaper ’round my head
So I looked like I was deep
I said some mumbo-jumbo, then
I told him he was going to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocketwatch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn’t even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, then
As long as he was hanging around
I said, "The price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down!"

And I said, "Look here brother-who you
Jiving with that cosmik debris?

Now is that a real poncho or is that a sears poncho?
Don’t you know, you could make more money as a butcher?
So, don’t waste your time on me
Don’t waste it, don’t waste your time on me"
(shanti)


"Baby Snakes."/Frank Zappa
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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Adrian belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Patrick o’hearn (bass, vocals)
Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion, vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (background vocals)
Andre lewis (background vocals)
Randy thornton (background vocals)
Davey moire (background vocals)

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Baby snakes
Late at night is when they come out
Baby snakes
Sure you know what I’m talkin’ about
Pink ’n’ wet
They make the best kinda pet
Baby
Baby
Snakes

Looked around
An’ there’s a couple right near me
Baby snakes
Maybe I think they can probably hear me
Pink ’n’ wet
I’ll take all I can get
Baby
Baby
Sna-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-kes, yeah

They live in a ho-ho-hole
(tiny hole)
That is usually empty
(usually empty, tiny too)
They live by a code
(dit dit dit dit)
That is usually smpte
Which stands for
Society of motion picture & television engineers
Maybe I think
That is what keeps them in sync
They’re wet ’n’ they’re pink
I think I’ll give ’em a, give ’em a,
Give ’em a drink

Baby sna-a-a-a-a-akesss


Last, but definitely not least, my favourite..
" I Have Been In You"/Frank Zappa
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Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Adrian belew (rhythm guitar, vocals)
Tommy mars (keyboards, vocals)
Peter wolf (keyboards)
Patrick o’hearn (bass, vocals)
Terry bozzio (drums, vocals)
Ed mann (percussion, vocals)
Napoleon murphy brock (background vocals)
Andre lewis (background vocals)
Randy thornton (background vocals)
Davey moire (background vocals)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And we
Have be
So intimately
Entwined
And it sure was fine

I have been in you, baby
And you
Have been in me
And so you see
We
Have be so together
I thought that we would never
Return from forever
Return from forever
Return from forever...

You
Have been in me
And understandably
I have been in ’n’ outa you
An’ everywhere
You want me to
Yes, you know it’s true

And while
I was inside
I mighta been
Undignified
And that is maybe
Why you cried
I don’t know
Maybe so,
But what’s the difference now?

I have been in you, baby
You have been in me
Aw’ little girl, there ain’t no time
To wash yer stinky hand
Go ’head ’n’ roll over
I’m goin’ in you again
In you again
In you again
In you again...

I’m goin’ in you again-ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!

I’m going in you again, baby
’n’ you can go in me too,
That’s true
I’m goin’ in you again, baby
’n’ later when we get through
I’m goin’ in you again - ahh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh
In you again, ah!
In you again - ahhh

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh , yes please....and..


Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


rm_cmavie 41M
4 posts
4/25/2006 5:20 pm

haha, that was really funny n cool. xxx


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
4/25/2006 11:33 pm

FM..of course you are dear. AdultFriendFinder wouldn't give me permission to sing to you, hun. Sorry.
Mind you, they probably did you a favour there, hun.

You'll just have to put your hand in your pocket, draw out some paper money and part with it, dear.
Cheer up, it will be worth it, I promise.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


rm_Lovepack1000 47M

4/27/2006 4:03 pm

Zappa is like a black hole to me. Perhaps that is because he's rarely played on radio. So I can't say much to this theme, but I like "Bobby Brown". He seems to write also erotic text.


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
4/28/2006 7:21 pm

LP...he tells it like it is, baby. Just that.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


KC_JJ 55M

4/30/2006 4:39 pm

So the surprises continue to unfold,

As if having an ear for King Crimson wasn't enough now you have to go and be a Zappa Freak. You really are a rare breed and it's a downright shame you are so far off.

I Love that Sheik Yerbouti disc too.

I've also got ....

Live at the Roxy
Make a Jazz Noise Here
Joes Garage
The Best Band You Never heard Before
The Grand Wazoo

and a few more I think

Shut up and play your guitar vol 2 manybe? I'll have to look into my disque archive.

It's news to me that Dweezil and Co are touring playing papa's music but that should be quite a show. Lucky you going and all.

Hope things have been good for you. So-so to average for me but not bad overall. And thanks for the new wink! I must conjure up some points or legit membership and write you proper.

talk to you again soon,

MMM [ MMM


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
5/1/2006 11:11 am

KC..you sound like a man after my own heart, darlin.
I hope you get the chance to see the show.

We have over 100 albums, not sure exactly how many. I am reliably informed that we have some way to go, before we have them all. We have 60 odd of Frank's albums, at the last count.

I just love the track, 'I Have Been In You!' Talk about setting the scene, when you want to get 'down and diiirrrrtttty'.

Bye for now, sugar. Talk to you soon.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


redmustang91 58M  
8935 posts
5/4/2006 4:59 am

Frank was a true original! I liked his early work like "Baby Fat" and "Brown shoes don't make it!" and Love any vegetable...


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
5/5/2006 6:08 am

Hello again Red..yes, even the titles bring a smile to one's lips.
Think...."Baby Snakes"..mmm..nice, soft,slippery, wet ones, to be sure.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


rockwriter58 58M
1389 posts
5/6/2006 9:35 pm

Yes! Someone who admires the same musical canon... I am impressed.

"Baby Snakes" is a rarely mentioned treasure....

Have fun at the concert.... and au revoir.

♪rockwriter58♪


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
5/7/2006 6:46 pm

Rocky..I wish you could come too, hun. I intend to enjoy myself, thank you. We are having a sleepover.

I'm going to miss your blogs so much, hun. By the way, I visited the link you sent me and it said the page couldn't be found. Help, I#m having withdrawal symptoms already, hun. ;(

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


rm_SusieQ27 47F
2093 posts
5/7/2006 6:50 pm

Cmavie..hun, sorry for not replying to your comment. I'm sure I did, you know.
That's flippin AdultFriendFinder for you.
How nice to see you here, dear. I hope your trip is going well. See you when you get back, sugar,,bye for now...

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


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