What's the definition of indefinitely?  

rm_Simplysexy65 51F
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5/14/2006 1:04 am
What's the definition of indefinitely?

Q: What's the definition of indefinitely? A: When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in...definitely! Q: What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? A: They are both used as a meat substitute. Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? A: His hand caught fire. Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge? A: You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand. Q: Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank? A: Sperm is handmade. Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it. Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A: Slow down and use a lubricant. Q: What's the difference between oral sex &; anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.


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