rm_Simplysexy65 51F
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4/24/2006 4:00 pm

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4/27/2006 10:20 am


Why is POT not legal? It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what's not natural? 80 year old men with hard-ons. That's not natural!! Or is it? But they now have pills for that.....
Science is dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old men erect, but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

There are tons of prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?" Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is: people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. We begin to wonder if that is the greatest disease ever. How do we get that? That disease comes with a hot guy and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What's going to happen to our porno industry? These women don't just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a dog on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave guys on a Friday night with their new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Mastermind is sort of a "lofty" way to describe what these guys do, don't you think? They're not masterminds. "OK, you take b.o.m.b, right? (Can't say it at the airport so I bleed the word out here.) And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you b.l.o.w yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to b.l.o.w myself up? "Who's the fucking mastermind here?

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2006.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Bradley, there was cheesecake and hamburgers everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I'll sit at a drive thru. I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum. People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date. I'm predicting some problems during the interview process. I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.

gypsy1629 42F

4/24/2006 6:07 pm

Interesting post...I disagree with some parts of it, but thats just me...like the pot issue....I am glad it is illegal, I have personal reasons for this....self-esteem...VERY important...at ANY age!

The rest of it is very thought provoking...and I think it is an area that many people skip over as it is not a pretty picture, and it is true.


SirMounts 103M

4/27/2006 2:04 am

I agree with many of the things you say, and agree to disagree about the rest of them. But I am glad that you focus on, and express yourself about, these important issues.
A warm welcome to blogging, simplysexy. *smiling*

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