Sexual Harrassment At Work  

rm_Simplysexy65 51F
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5/14/2006 12:23 am
Sexual Harrassment At Work

My boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open.

I walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

This was not a phrase that he understood, so he went into his office looking a bit puzzled.

When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what I had told him, finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee. (Yes I make coffee to win extra brownie points for smart ass remarks I give him.)

When he reached my desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"

I smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss, I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires."

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