Sex Toy Travel Advisory  

rm_Simplysexy65 51F
870 posts
8/17/2006 3:32 pm
Sex Toy Travel Advisory

Sex Toy Travel Advisory

A little advice from "yours truly" on traveling with your sex toys. This applies to all Military Officials headed to the Middle East as well! Sorry guys and gals!

As far as packing non-vibrating sex toys and devices in carry on, use your own common sense. Some items, like nipple clamps and cock rings, may appear innocuous enough to escape a screener's scrutiny. But be aware that security officials are on heightened lookout for anything unusual, and you may find yourself in the awkward position of explaining what a penis pump is for. It's probably better to leave it in your checked luggage than have to mumble something about it being "a medical device" or wing a lame excuse about a "joke gift for a friend." Whatever you do, don't offer a demonstration - that will probably land you on the "no fly" list.

If you think you can beat the system by carrying your sex toys on your person, you might want to think again. Of course, you'll have to empty your pockets of anything metal and put the contents in a tray, and anything battery-powered like a vibe will be subject to extra scrutiny. Attempting to wear a strap-on through security is risky as well. The bulge in your crotch is likely to draw attention anyway, and if the harness has any metal rivets or buckles, it will set off the metal detector, and you'll be pulled aside for a pat-down. Likewise for any wearable clit vibrators. The one exception here might be a non-vibrating butt plug, inserted ahead of time. If you enjoy wearing a plug in public, it could help alleviate the tedium of a dull flight and long lines in the terminal.

redmustang91 58M  
8935 posts
8/17/2006 4:56 pm

Good advice as the security people are touchy these days... Cannot see a long flight with a butt plug inserted as a great move...

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