Post Tramatic Stress  

rm_Simplysexy65 51F
870 posts
7/2/2006 3:23 pm
Post Tramatic Stress

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year on an unaccompanied tour to Alaska.

The night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!"

And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts, and stood before her.

"Now watch," he said, "Penis, ten-HUT!" And with that, his penis sprang to full erection. Then he said, "Penis, at EASE!" And his penis deflated again.

"Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this? It's really SOMETHING ELSE!"

The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished.

So the wife went next door and came back with a sexy woman who got this guy's full attention. After a brief pause, he said, "Now watch this." Then he said, "Penis, ten-HUT!" and the penis sprang to life.

Then he said, "Penis, at EASE!" But nothing happened. So the guy again yelled, "Penis, at EASE!" But still nothing happened.

So the guy now said, "For the last time, I said at ease!" Still, nothing.

Well, the guy was embarrassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him masturbating.

"What in the world are you doing?!?" she asked.

The guy replied, "I'm giving this SOB a dishonorable discharge!"


rm_passion7523 52M
2931 posts
7/2/2006 5:57 pm

lol thanks for making me laugh!!! as we aussies put it thats a bloody good one!!

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