Men Think Alot?  

rm_Simplysexy65 51F
870 posts
6/29/2006 5:25 pm

Last Read:
7/2/2006 4:51 pm

Men Think Alot?

""Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?"

MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips

The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...

If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it?

a fuckin goodyear!

Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u

better have a good hand.

Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says!

A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy

Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.

paulgilligan 59M
1 post
6/29/2006 5:43 pm

Did you make these up? or find these and retold them?
Either way, this is an example of a great sense of appreciation for the differences between men and women.
I look forward to seeing more of the same...............

rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 6/29/2006 8:08 pm:
Well, I definetly qualify and have experienced the last one listed! Friend sent it to me!

rainqueen04 56F
1340 posts
6/29/2006 7:02 pm

enjoyed them all! thanks made me smile.....

fijiguy610 58M  
88 posts
6/29/2006 8:23 pm

More, More, More.....

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
6/29/2006 11:30 pm

Thanks again. I really needed to laugh today.

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
6/30/2006 1:57 pm

For God’s sake, tell me what to think!

rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 7/1/2006 8:08 pm:
Sex cues can ruin a man's decisiveness. Catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man's decision-making skills into disarray, so a study suggests The more testosterone he has, the stronger the effect. Men about to play a financial game were shown images of sexy women or lingerie. The study found that the men who were shown the images were more likely to accept unfair offers than men who were not exposed to the alluring images. The suggestion is that the sexual cues distract the men's thoughts, preventing them from focusing on their task - particularly among those with high natural testosterone levels. So, guys, look closely at all these nice pictures here of open-minded naked women. Take your time. And then I have this little investment deal to talk to you about. You put $50K into your favorite charity, and I'll dedicate one of the pictures specifically to you every day. Irrestistible, eh? But I got ya thinking! Sex begins in the mind, nes pas?

panthersdreamer 48M
295 posts
6/30/2006 3:16 pm

thats funny!

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/2/2006 8:29 am

"I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good time."

rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 7/2/2006 2:24 pm:
I told my shrink that too and not only did he double bill me but suggested evening sessions! What should a woman do?

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/2/2006 2:59 pm

Tell your shrink, all final decisions are yours, including those of and impending money matters. Incidentally, women think a lot too, and are much more likely to speak their mind.

rm_Simplysexy65 replies on 7/2/2006 3:06 pm:
Very true! I think 24/7 and my brain never shuts down....a blessing and truly a curse. So I love to go out dancing, have a few drinks and lose my mind from time to time. A girl has got to do what a girl has go to do!

somethingelse40 76M
14676 posts
7/2/2006 4:45 pm

I love dancing. That’s my passion--usually some contemporary vestige of ballroom, but other genres as well at times. I drive hundreds of miles almost every weekend in search of such incredible madness, but usually drink very little if any, especially since I'm driving.

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