Hot Air Balloons, and we ain't talking condoms!  

rm_Simplysexy65 51F
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5/28/2006 2:39 pm

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5/28/2006 2:41 pm

Hot Air Balloons, and we ain't talking condoms!

Ok, So part of my "mid-life crisis deal" is to do something crazy every month. More so if necessary...just make sure the police are not involved. Well, I did it...I finally did it! I went on a Hot Air Balloon ride. And it was not a loaded condom this time!! Get your mind out of the gutter! WELLLL,....Until my next wedding, I won’t be getting in any hot air balloons again. No thanks!! Talk about going to hell in a handbasket. Only you go up instead of down, but still there’s the fire ‒ look my point is that I don’t think it’s safe to be combining high altitudes and fire with seating arrangements designed to carry Easter eggs. Needless to say, we were 4 wine bottles short of a high today!

So I decide to head home and get some exercise. Cooped up, face to face with people in a basket with not enough wine to make them interesting...I about lost it. They said we all got a parachute in the deal. Never trust a AdultFriendFinder date to pack your parachute! So exercise it is....release my pent up sexual tensions. MY sport of choice is the pole jump. As learned on AdultFriendFinder. Cock tease em and then jump their quote on quote "long poles". Yeah right....I want a challenge. Aside from providing the occasional hilarious bloopers shown on various Fox Network specials, pole vaulting has done nothing for me. Like a one night stand gone too long. What was your name? If I want to watch a guy run, jab a pole into me....I mean the ground, then let his momentum and the pole carry him over a bar, well… well I guess I’ll watch pole vaulting. But my point was that I never want to watch that. So I do it in my own backyard...naked of course!

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