Blackjack and Pina Coladas  

rm_Simplysexy65 51F
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5/28/2006 4:05 pm
Blackjack and Pina Coladas

I am not a gambler.....except on AdultFriendFinder....I have to many other addictions where my money is not well spent already! Blackjack is a great game to play, because if you do it properly, you’ll score lots of free drinks without even risking too much money at the table. The key is to head over to Fremont Street, where casino-goers wear bolo ties and Blublocker sunglasses, and the dealers have either too little hair (men) or too much (women). Tables are usually two- to three-dollar minimums, and the felt is usually stained. Oh, and this is important: Do not breathe the air.

Blackjack is the only game I'll play in Vegas, mostly because it's the only one I know how to play. And even that's an exaggeration. I still have to ask whether I hit on 14 when the dealer is showing 12. Wait... do you?

So I order a drink....a cute one with an umbrella because the dealer asks if I am getting wet yet and I freak thinking it is going to rain and give me a bad hair day and ruin my image in this seedy casino. "If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, if you’re not into yoga and you have half a brain", we need to talk. Piña coladas have coconut in them. Coconut and pineapples. And a lot of liquor. Point is, if you’re sloshed on piña coladas, soaking wet, totally tense and only half-brained, do not play blackjack!

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