Matter of perxpective  

rm_Shyness61 56F
434 posts
6/21/2006 1:21 pm

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6/21/2006 9:07 pm

Matter of perxpective

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose mylicense! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things willhappen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

Don't you know who he thinks he is?

amoldenough 71F
16436 posts
6/21/2006 2:28 pm

Good one, Shyness

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."

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